#Caffeine Powered
Leaked: ‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ Celebration Trailer: As Secure as Death Star Plans
Want the Rogue One trailer from Celebration? Even though it didn’t officially drop? Like I’ve been saying about the upcoming SDCC Guardians 2 footage, where there are geeks, there is a way. Namely, leaks. As in, the Rogue One trailer has leaked. So enjoy it.
No Comments
Monday Morning Commute: Please Stand By
Tired today, man. Currently supine. Battling fatigue and a stomach stuffed with staggering tumult. Am I a diarrhea that dreams it’s a man, or a man that dreams he’s merely a flesh-bag filled with diarrhea? I’m not sure, I’m not sure. What am I sure of? This week contains multitudes, multitudes of various arts and farts I’m looking forward to enjoying. These arts, these farts, they are an Existential Ripcord. I need merely let my excitement yank said cord, and rip me through the miasma of malaise my rolling tide of brown-churn and soul are currently sunk in.
It is my mandate as the curator of Monday Morning Commute to list these arts. To high-five these farts. It is your mandate as the consumer (be it by accident or be it by accentuated agency) to list what you are sweating this week in the comments section.
Microsoft’s ‘Xbox One S’ is dropping August 2
Don’t have an XB1 and are looking to get on the train with the new “S” model? Have an XB1 but are looking to slim-down, and sexy-up? Microsoft has a date of arrival for you.
‘Game of Thrones’ returning Summer 2017 with Seven Episodes
Abridged Winter is coming, folks. As Game of Thrones winds down its blood-filled existence with two final seasons, it appears confirmed that they’ll both be shorter than the previous ones.
YouTube Game Collector finds super rare Nintendo 64DD on Craigslist
YouTuber MetalJesusRocks runs a pretty dope Game Collector YouTube channel that I subscribe to. He’s essentially me, if I was foolish enough to rock a goatee (or a Van Dyke if you’re a pedant), and was way better at finding dope shit. And had talent. So he’s essentially not me, he just likes the same shit as I do. Anyhoo — dude recently found a fucking 64DD on Craigslist. Christ.
Space Swoon: New Map of the Universe charts 1.2 Million Galaxies
Each point in this map isn’t a star, it’s a god damn galaxy. The map charts out a mere 650 cubic billion light years, which constitutes a quarter of the known Universe.
‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season 3 Trailer: Shaping Up To Be A Grand (Admiral) Time
Frak. Why aren’t I watching Star Wars Rebels. Also, FWIW, I’d love Thrawn’s appearance in Rebels to be eventually parlayed into a cinematic appearance. Am I dreaming?
Grand Admiral Thrawn reenters canon in ‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season 3
Oh shit! Grand Admiral Thrawn is canon! Canon is Grand Admiral Thrawn! Someday I’ll sit down and watch all of Rebels (seriously), and I’ll partially do so because I love Grand Admiral Thrawn so much. Who is now canon. Again! What was once canon is now canon once more.
