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Amazon orders ‘Jack Ryan’ TV series from John Krasinski and Michael Bay

John Krasinski

John Krasinski sucks. Fuck him, and fuck Jim. Michael Bay objectively sucks, but he brought me The RockBad Boys and Pain & Gain. So I’m not going to say fuck him. Tom Clancy sucks, so fuck him, (rest in peace). Conclusion: fuck this series.

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Watch: Mr. Wizard explaining how to draw on a computer in 1985. Retro interface swoon++

Some real retro-interface failed-state futurist porn, right here. Fucking Mr. Wizard, man.

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‘Mr. Robot’ renewed for third season; I should probably watch its second

‘Mr. Robot’ Season 2 Trailer: FSociety For A Second Summer

Mr. Robot is getting itself a third season! However, I haven’t watched Mr. Robot‘s second season yet. The power went out the one time Mrs. Omega and I attempted to watch it, our viewing schedules finally in sync. But, she’s going away for two weeks. YOU KNOW WHAT THE MEANS: Mr. Robot Season 2 blitzkrieg!

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Watch: Square drops one-hour of new ‘Final Fantasy XV’ gameplay footage

Bummed out about FFXV‘s delay? Yeah, me too. Need something to tide you over? Yeah, me too. Is that something going to be marathon masturbation sessions to latex alien porn? Oh, no? Well, then may I offer you an alternative? How about an hour of new FFXV footage?

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Official Look: Bill Skarsgård’s Pennywise from the upcoming ‘It’ movie

‘Arrival’ Trailer: Communication Is Key (With Potentially Homicidal Aliens)

‘Fallout 4’ Nuka-World DLC Trailer: Where The River’s Made of Quantum!

Fuck, I need to get back into Far Harbor. And uh, the rest of the Fallout 4 DLC.

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Henry Cavill has shared a look at Superman’s new costume on Instagram

#Superman

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If Superman doesn’t rock a fucking mullet with his black-as-fuck Superman Lives costume, it’s all for nothing. Nothing.

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‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ International Trailer: Now With Key Plot Point Included!

Rogue One‘s International trailer confirms a key plot point that’s been been bandied about in other forms already. Specifically, it pertains to the character that Mads Mikkelsen shall be playing. If you watch it, don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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PS4 System Update 4.00 bringing Refreshed UI, Menu Changes, Folders, and More

PS4.5

I love my PS4. But I’ve had beef with its UI for, oh, I don’t know, almost three years. Why can’t I pin things where I want? Why isn’t there an intuitive list of quick choices? Sony, obviously hearing my clarion call, is finally addressing the UI in its system update 4.00.

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