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‘Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare’ Story Trailer: Jon Snow is an Evil Space Admiral
Man, I fucking love how lame Call of Duty stories are. Like, I’m not kidding. I love them. And now, I’m going to get to love the next lame ass, super-powered storyline in fucking space. Starring that sour-pussed, broody bastard Jon Snow.
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‘Free Fire’ Trailer: Brie Larson Has That 1970s Gunplay Swagger
Ben Wheatley directed Kill List. It was awesome. He also directed High Rise. I have not seen it. He also also directed Free Fire, which, given this trailer, I will certainly see. Brie Larson, period piece, swagger, violence, style. A custom made pop culture prostate massager. For me!
‘Battlefield 1’ Beta reached 13.2M players; biggest Beta Ever?
Battlefield 1. Got everyone excited. Even me, and I don’t typically fuck with FPS titles outside of Call of Duty, and Borderlands, if that counts. Now, now — I didn’t play the beta. But a lot of people did. A lot.
Views From The Space-Ship: As Above, So Below
Hey fuckaroonis! What’s your world looking like these days? Your virtual halls? Your physical ceilings? This is Desktop Thursdays! Show me, show me, show me! My world? As evidenced by the relative silence here at OL-Proper this week — fucking busy! But I’ve snapped some glimpses into the hectic happenings.
I hope you’ll share your own.
Confirmed: ‘Man of Steel 2’ by Cavill’s agent
You know, I’m just going to go ahead and be optimistic about the second Superman movie. You know, against all odds, I’m going to pretend that Geoff Johns’ presence in the DCU boardrooms means they’re going to *figure shit out* — and if I’m let down, I’m let down.
‘Mad Max High Octane Collection’ announced; ‘Fury Road’ Black & Chrome Edition is Included
Here’s an enticement for you friends of the FURIOUS ROAD, or MAD MAXIMILLIAN in general. The motherfucking Mad Max High Octane Collection, a packed little consumerist piggy that contains the four Mad Max flicks, plus the much vaunted Fury Road: Black & Chrome.
Stan Lee’s Life being made into ‘Espionage-Thriller’ Biopic by Fox
Hey, Fox. What you folks smoking, breh? High concept, low concept, garbage time, or brilliant post-modern diarrhea blast, who knows. Just pass what you’re smoking.
Kojima’s ‘Death Stranding’ is an open-world action game; more details here!
Hideo Kojima took to TGS to elaborate about his next title, his first title, with the new Kojima Productions, not to be confused with the old Kojima Productions. The game? Death Stranding. The premise-plot-mechanics?
Benicio Del Toro cast in the new ‘Predator’ movie
Benicio Del Toro is awesome. Shane Black is awesome. The Predator is awesome. This movie is trending towards awesome.
