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John Wick: Chapter 2 Teaser Trailer: A Social Affair. With Lots of Guns.
The social event of the year. #JohnWick2 teaser trailer. This Saturday. #NYCC #JohnWick2NYCC pic.twitter.com/9HUc8ZL1bF
— John Wick: Chapter 2 (@JohnWickMovie) October 6, 2016
John Wick Chapter Two has received its first teaser, ahead of this weekend’s release of its first full trailer at NYCC. The content is minimal, but seems to focus on what made the original so fun for me. Schlocky, B-Movie dialogue, and lots of guns. I, I don’t know what that says about me.
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Tuesday Afternoon Commute: There Will Be Blasé
The Sophists dance on the Funeral Pyres of Intellectualism, crafting arguments made of Fluff and Clickbait. The Cynics bark at the Low Hanging Fruit, crafting arguments made of Bitterness and Clickbait. The Virulent scream into the Faces of the Oppressed, crafting arguments encouraging them to sit down and enjoy it.
I stuff my face, refresh Tumblr, and welcome the Ennui.
I don’t consider myself a sophist, a cynic, or a virulent, mainly I’m just Tired.
Physically tired, after a trying few days. Mentally tired, after a trying few days.
I’m stuffed into dress clothes, unfortunately bulging with despair. I’m stuffed into dress, unfortunately (not) bulging with guts stuffed with junk food.
Welcome to the Grand Pall of MidSemester Ian!
There’s gotta be…I gotta be…Surely there are things for me to look forward to, this week. There’s gotta be…I gotta be…Surely there are things for enjoy, this week. Right? Right! Sure? Sure!
This is Tuesday Afternoon Commute. The tardy edition of Monday Morning Commute, where I list what I’m looking forward to across a given week.
Join me in the comments section. Raise my Spirits. Raise My Soul. Exhume my essence and use it to fight your foes in astral combat. I don’t give a fuck!
Netflix’s Iron Fist Series is dropping March 17, 2017
Breathe deep. #IronFist pic.twitter.com/RSTKHgJg6I
— Iron Fist (@MarvelIronFist) October 4, 2016
Today, Netflix revealed the official release date for its Iron Fist. That’s right, no sooner hath the Luke Cage binges finished, has the next Netflix series been dated. So get ready! And clear your schedule for March 17, 2017.
DC and Warren Ellis are reviving the Wildstorm imprint in February 2017
Warren Ellis is helping DC revive the Wildstorm imprint, which they never should have fucking canned. IMO, IMO. I’m stoked! Goddamn stoked. Yeah, this is weak copy. I’m tired. But excited. Excitired.
Ben Affleck reveals his Batman movie will be called…The Batman
Ben Affleck has confirmed that his solo Batman movie is titled The Batman. Truthfully, I don’t even know why I’m fucking covering this. Probably because I’m stuck at home all day, while my plumbing system is being fixed to the sound of hundreds of dollars. I need this, okay? This banality.
The Purge is getting a TV series anthology
The Purge is invading more than your homes, hearts, and movie theaters, unwashed scum. According to its creator the franchise is going to become a TV anthology. This is fantastic news for someone like me, who unabashedly enjoys the slop culture quasi-commentary series.
