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Lin-Manuel Miranda Making Secret Disney Movie With ‘Zootopia’ Director

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How is this for a fucking power polypod? Lin-Manuel Miranda, Disney, and the director of Zootopia all under the roof of one movie.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Woah. Ugh. Wait.

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Welcome back to Desktop Thursdays! Your look inside my world! Be it my physicalscape, my virtualscape, even my mindscape! I’ve decided to lead with a header every week that reflects the various psychological state I’m in, given a particular week! Simpler times, this week! I didn’t post last week, on account of being busy. Going to Portland, Maine with friends. But I’m here! Here now.

Per usual, share your own world(s) in the comments section!

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Ubisoft And Netflix In Talks About A TV Series

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Ubisoft is already churning out what looks like a dank turd in the form of the Assassin’s Creed movie. Now that they’ve got that medium locked down, it makes sense that the bloated behemoth is setting its eyes on television.

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Remedy Is Announcing New Game Soon. Please, New ‘Alan Wake’

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Remedy is about to announced a new game, according to their Lead Czar. If there is any justice (for me, selfish me!), it’ll be a proper sequel to Alan Wake. #MakeAlanWakeAgain. I know, I know, I know they’ve said it isn’t going to be Alan Wake 2. Whatever. Whatever!

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Fede Alvarez Confirms ‘Don’t Breathe 2’ And His Involvement In ‘Dragon Tattoo’ Sequel

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Don’t Breathe was dope! And it perfectly set-up a sequel! So, I’m glad it’s getting one! Also, the director seems dope! So, I’m glad he’s involved with the Dragon Tattoo sequel! All good news!

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Neil Gaiman Developing Fantasy Show For Fox; Sounds like ‘Sliders’

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Man, Sliders was a fucking classic. It was! Neil Gaiman’s new show? Probably not Sliders. Sounds a lot like it though, and that’s a good thing.

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‘Kong: Skull Island’ Trailer: Long Live The King!

Here’s the latest Kong: Skull Island trailer! Full of the King, Loki, Captain Marvel, and sundry other optical revelations!

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Steve Carell Starring In ‘Minecraft: The Movie’

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Steve Carell is starring in Minecraft: The Movie. Uh. Okay. I’m really hoping this movie is some anomalous, subversive movie like the LEGO movie. But, I’m not holding my breath.

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‘Justice League Dark’ Trailer: Take A Walk On The R-Rated Dark Side

Yeah, I don’t know. Here’s the Justice League Dark trailer, and it’s, okay? Sort of feels like more DC tryhard grimdark bullcrap, but maybe that’s me. What do you think of it?

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Fox Planning Soft Reboot Of ‘X-Men’ Movie Franchise

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It’s been a few years since Fox rebooted X-Men with First Class. Then they sort of un-rebooted it, by bringing back some of the original cast. Now it appears that they’re going to do a re-reboot. Try to keep up.

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