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Nintendo Attractions Coming To Universal Studios In Orlando And Hollywood

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Man! What a time to be a theme park-loving geek! Not only are we getting a Star Wars-themed park at Disney, we are also getting Nintendo attractions at Universal Studios.

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Rumor: ‘Marvel vs. Capcom 4’ Is Arriving In 2017

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This past weekend saw the Marvel vs. Capcom 4 rumors hit a crescendo. And now if sources are to be believed, nebulous, nebulous sources, all those murmurings weren’t without merit. That’s right, fuckers. The game is arriving next year.

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Netflix’s ‘White Rabbit Project’ Trailer: ‘Mythbusters’ By Any Other Name

Here’s the trailer for Netflix’s White Rabbit Project. Which is essentially Mythbusters 2.0, starring a good amount of the former show’s cast.

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‘The Belko Experiment’ Teaser Trailer: James Gunn’s Battle Royale Meets Office Space

James Gunn’s other recent project, outside of, you know, the $200 Million Marvel movie or whatever, is The Belko Experiment. A teaser trailer for the movie has dropped, and it looks like Office Space by way of Battle Royale. Which is a comparison I’m sure every single other lazy, half-wit blogger has made. But hey! Fuck it!

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Huge ‘No Man’s Sky’ Update Released With New Features And Modes

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A major, major No Man’s Sky update has gone live on PS4 with a PC version dropping shortly. This update ain’t some sparse, pithy bullshit. Naw, it’s got new modes, features, and bug fixes. With promises of more! More!

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‘Snowpiercer’ Is Being Turned Into a TV Show Courtesy Of TNT

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Snowpiercer is getting the TV show adaptation-treatment-time. Why? Why not? Who knows. It’s going to be on TNT. Take that for what it is worth.

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‘Cars 3’ Trailer: Well, That Escalated Quickly

New ‘Rogue One’ Poster: Did You Know It’s About Hope?!

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Did you know Rogue One is about hope? Oh, you missed it despite all the marketing bludgeoning you with the theme? Well, here’s a new poster. To really get the point across.

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‘Rogue One’ Trailer: K-2SO Is The Droid We’re Looking For!

Weekend Open Bar: It Was An Illusion. Even A Pleasant One For Some

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The bar is open early, friends. It’s Thanksgiving Eve here on the eastern arm of the Empire. I’m blessed enough to have the rest of the week off. So why not let the Asgardian ale flow already? So why not let the Martian space spice be smoked already? I have no good reasons for why not to, I have no good explanations. All I know is that life is too short, too vicious for even the most blessed, to not seize upon moments of revelry with you and yours.

Weekend Open Bar on a Wednesday evening.

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