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New ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Photo Has Peter Looking Pensive
Here’s a new Spider-Man: Homecoming photo to gnaw on until tonight, when the first trailer drops. Just Peter staring pensively at, uh, something.
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Watch: The Nintendo Switch Makes Its Debut On Jimmy Fallon
How much do I hunger for Nintendo Switch footage and information? I’m willing to ingest serious amounts of interminably dreadful Jimmy Fallon to get some.
Sony Has Sold 50 Million PlayStation 4s, Far Outpacing Its PS3 Sales
The PlayStation 4 is selling well. Not only that, but it is well ahead of where the PS3 was in terms of sales, at this point in its lifecycle.
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Teaser: We Have Web Wings!
Here’s a teaser for the upcoming Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer! Yes, yes, yes, we see a Tony Stark-powered upgrade to the Spidey-Suit: web wings! Fantastic, or something? I’m going to level with you, I think this teaser is sort of ass (not feeling the shift in perspectives, or the GoPro aspects), but I’m stoked for this movie.
‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ Trailer: This Is Still A Franchise
The Transformers movies are objectively awful. They also make a real, real lot of money. So, I shouldn’t be surprised there is a fifth one coming down the road. This trailer looks no better and no worse than any of the other Transformers trailers. Take that as you will.
‘Aquaman’ Gets Official October 2018 Release Date
Aquaman, or known around the Omega Household (to wife and husband alike) as Excuse To Ogle Jason Momoa, is officially dropping in October of 2018.
Tuesday Afternoon Commute: A Copy Of A Copy Of A Copy
I’m just fucking done, man.
The semester has unravelled my precariously knitted-together psyche, spooling it across the OMNIVERSE. If you’ve randomly tripped today, know that it was probably a shredded, knotted, bloodied-strand of my former-consciousness. What was formerly an ebullient, marginally sarcastic whelp has been transformed into a quick-to-fret, foggy-headed nightmare.
I’m just fucking done, man.
This here is Monday Morning Commute, by way of Tuesday Afternoon, sponsored by Ennui and A Colossal, Albeit Ineffective Amount of Caffeine.
This is what I’m looking forward to, this is what’s on my mind, this is what’s simmering in my soul, this week.
‘The Mummy’ Trailer: An Impossible Mission By Any Other Name
Man. I like Tom Cruise. I like the Mission: Impossible movies. But if this trailer is any indication I’m pretty bummed that The Mummy has now just become another cookie-cutter Tom Cruise/Mission: Impossible jam.
Netflix Announces ‘Luke Cage’ Season 2, Will Debut After ‘The Defenders’
People seemed to really like Luke Cage. From what I saw, I did too. So, I’m glad that Luke is going to officially return for a second season, even if we have to wait until after The Defenders airs.
‘Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite’ Teaser Trailer: The Next Round Is Dropping In 2017
Marvel vs. Capcom 4 was confirmed yesterday! But, you can call it Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite, and expect to play it next year.
