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‘The Fate Of The Furious’ Trailer: We Got A Tank. And Betrayal!
First trailer The Fate Of The Furious has dropped! And with it! Intrigued! Dom’s bad! Double intrigue! Transporter Guy is good! Seriously, this movie universe has the internal logic of wrestling narratives. Betrayals, heel turns, face turns, double heel turns, violence, latent homoeroticism. This may explain why I love it so much.
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‘Wipeout’ Remasters Coming To PlayStation 4 In The ‘Omega Collection’
Wipeout is getting itself a remastered anthology on the PlayStation 4, titled the Omega Collection. Listen, anyone affixing “omega” to anything is fucking clutch in my book. So I give this development my approval. It also doesn’t hurt that the fucking Wipeout games were fantastic, and it’s a goddamn shame we haven’t gotten a new one since 2012.
Sony Sets Release Date For ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Sequel
Sony has set the release date for the sequel to Spider-Man: Homecoming. This is the world we live in, folks. Have for a while. I don’t really have a problem with it. The movie is going to make a zillion dollars, why wouldn’t it get a sequel?
‘Justice League 2’ Filming Delayed So ‘Batman’ Solo Movie Can Film
Hey, the DCU Czars seem to be wising up. At least, at least a little bit? They’ve delayed the filming of Justice League 2 so *the* DCU movie we all want can film. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, breh. That Batman is filming sooner.
‘Sherlock’ Season 4 Trailer: The Roads We Walk Have Demons Beneath
Here’s another Sherlock Season 4 trailer to whet your appetite for the return of the Smartest Guy In The Room and his Hobbit sidekick. Enough time has passed since the third season let me down for me to get actively excited for this show’s return. So okay fuck, let’s embrace or chase or be driven by those demons! #PanteraReference
Miyamoto Totally Teased New Mario Game With Shirt On Fallon
Shigeru Miyamoto wore a t-shirt on the Jimmy Fallon show this week, and it caught the attention of many. Could he, we speculated as the Internet Geeks, be teasing something? According to Nintendo of America’s senior product marketing, he was!
‘The Expanse’ Season 2 Trailer: To The Brink
Man, I’m stoked for Expanse‘s second season. I would be excited anyways, but I’m doubly excited because of Bobbie Draper. A goddamn glorious character in the universe’s mythos.
J.J. Abrams Making An HBO Show About Space Colonies
Awesome idea: show about space colonies. Questionable talent attached: J.J. Abrams. Dope talent attached: Enemy writer Javier Gullón.
Hype level: cautiously high.
