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New ‘Guardians Vol. 2’ Photo: Star-Lord Is (Gorgeous) Damaged Goods
Man! Look at Star-Lord. Beautiful fucker. Just look at him in this new photo! Beautiful. But also “damaged goods” according to James Gunn.
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Kirsten Dunst Starring In AMC Dark Comedy From ‘The Lobster’ Director
I dig Kirsten Dunst. I dig AMC. I dig The Lobster. I dig this synergy of the various aforementioned diggable things. LAZY COPY IS LAZY WHATEVER, I’m eating pizza and watching football is #sloblife tonight on Saturday, okay? Snowed in. Fuck.
Shanghai Launches The Tallest Evangelion Statue In The World
Shanghai! Launches! Get it? Cause, they’re always screaming “LAUNCH EVA” in Evangelion? Yeah, yeah. If I don’t respect myself of course I don’t expect you to respect me. Dicks.
Marvel Is Teasing Its Next Event, ‘Secret Empire’
Man, I don’t really fuck with events anymore. DC, or even Marvel, and I’m a Marvel fanboy. But hey! That doesn’t stop them from sliding out the maw. The next one? Secret Empire.
Shane Black’s ‘Predator’ Reboot Adds Keegan-Michael Key
Shane Black is rebooting Predator, and I can’t be more stoked. ‘Cause, Shane Black. And, the cast! It’s looking dope, and it recently added Keegan-Michael Key.
‘Frontier’ Trailer: Jason Momoa Is A Beautiful Killing Machine
I didn’t even know Frontier was a thing being made. I’m not really if I’m ever going to watch it, but there is certainly an inherent appeal in the idea of watching Jason Momoa mirk legions of folk.
Duncan Jones’ ‘Mute’ Promo Images: That Tasty Cyberpunk Aesthetic
Duncan Jones has been talking about his cyberpunk movie Mute forever. I’ve been wanting it forever. Now, now we’re getting delicious as fuck cyberpunk promo images, which confirm it’s coming. Oh, it’s coming. I’m coming. Are you coming?
Weekend Open Bar: Rocket Fuel & Rockin’ Fools
It’s the Weekend! Open Bar! Fuck, I know I’m late. Last night was a birthday dinner with family, rolled immediately into five hours of wrestling with Bateman. Oh! Lucha Underground. Oh! Wrestle Kingdom 11. Truthfully? I squeezed in a couple hours of Final Fantasy XV between the former ending and the latter beginning. Oh! No matter, no matter.
