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Donald Glover Signs Production Deal With FX; ‘Atlanta’ Not Back Until 2018
The suck: Atlanta is not back until 2018. The good: that means I can actually watch it. The intriguing: Glover has signed a production deal with FX.
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‘Arrested Development’ Season 5 Is “Happening Soon” With Entire Cast
Hey! Arrested Development‘s fifth season is happening! Happening soon! With the entire cast! Now if it can just suck a bit less than the fourth season, I will be all set!
Peter Dinklage In Talks To Join Next Two ‘Avengers’ Movies
So like, is it too obvious to cast Peter Dinklage as Uatu? Cause I’d really like him as Uatu in the next two Avengers movies.
Spider-Man And Gamora Confirmed For ‘Avengers: Infinity War’
We all sort of knew Spider-Man was going to be in Infinity War. Why would Marvel go through all the hoops of reclaiming him, for him not to be? But here’s confirmation. Same goes for Gamora. Same goes for pretty much any MCU hero, right? I imagine they’re all in the movie.
Space Swoon: Cassini Captures Saturn’s “Death Star” Moon
Man! I knew it. The fucking Illuminati out there, building Death Stars and shit. Oh sure you can tell me this is a picture of a “moon”, but I really call it “prepping for disclosure” because I ain’t no sucker.
Official: Woody Harrelson Joins Han Solo ‘Star Wars’ Movie
Woody Harrelson has officially joined the Han Solo flick. Man, this fucking movie is going to be the berries. Delicious berries. Chocolate dipped berries. For our mouths.
The Coen Brothers’ First TV Series Is A Western Called ‘The Ballad of Buster Scruggs’
Man, I didn’t even know the Coen Brothers were fucking with TV! But they are! And their first show? The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I’m in. Sold.
Microsoft Confirms ‘Scalebound’ Cancellation
Man, fuck! I was sweating Platinum Games’ next title, Scalebound. Well, lo and behold I’ll be sweating the fucking title for Eternity. Why? The son of a bitch has been cancelled.
‘Episode VIII’ Non-News: Rian Johnson Calls It “Funny” And A “Ride”
We hungry out here! Hungry for some fucking Episode VIII news. Starving. So yeah, we’re going to eat up this fucking non-news. Did you know that Episode VIII is going to be “funny” and “a ride”? No? Yes? Either case! Gobble gobble, fellow Star Wars slobs.
Ben Affleck Confirms He’s Directing ‘The Batman’
Ben Affleck has been fucking around with The Batman, saying he’s only doing it if it’s perfect, blah blah blah, onwards and always. Well, at least we know he’s directing it, now. Dude confirmed so on Late Night Show With Guy. As to when it’s coming out? Who the fuck knows.
