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‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2’ TV Spot: I Have Famously Huge Turds!
I think it’s quite evident why I enjoy Guardians of the Galaxy so much, what with characters commenting on the size of their turds while laughing.
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‘Baby Driver’ Trailer: Edgar Wright Returns With A Slick Heist Movie
Edgar Wright is back, baby (driver)! Dude has been quiet since dropping out of Ant-Man, but the trailer for his next flick brings the goods. A stacked cast, some great driving sequences, and the typical Wright-Auteur style. Can’t wait.
‘Atomic Blonde’ Red Band Trailer: Charlize Theron Goes John Wick
Holy shit. Charlize Theron has teamed-up with one of the directors of the original John Wick for one gorgeous heaping of ultra-sexy ultra-violence. Theron is a Cold War operative dealing out all sorts of Wick-esque fury, while still finding time to seduce various spies and look intimidating doing both.
Warning. This Red Band trailer is RED BAND AS FUCK.
‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Launch Trailer: Finding A New Home Is *Way* Hard
Mass Effect: Andromeda. Less than two weeks away, comrades. Get hype. To find a new home for humanity.
Official: ‘Atlanta’ Actress Zazie Beetz To Play Domino In ‘Deadpool 2’
I do not know know Zazie Beetz well. I know she’s in Atlanta, which I really need to watch. I now know she’s playing Domino in Deadpool 2, which I cannot wait to watch.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Footage Description From Disney Investors’ Conference
I feel like, as a holder of Disney stock, I clearly should have been invited to the Disney Investors’ Conference. Not only am I empirically the biggest Star Wars fan (that lives in my house), but I’m an investor and a sage. But hey, fuck it. I can read the footage description all the same. The same like you commoners, you plebs.
‘Game of Thrones’ Season 7 Premieres July 16
Game of Thrones, America’s favorite ruthlessly mediocre, incessantly nihilistic, gorgeously produced show has a return date. The seventh season arrives July 16. I’ll catch-up by then, if only to complain about the show and the extravagant and unwarranted praise it receives.
Views From The Space-Ship: Chaos Reigns Supreme
There’s a stunning, albeit welcomed, banality to my life. To skip two weeks of Desktop Thursdays, the column where I share with you both my virtual and tangible worlds, and look back and find emptiness. Placidity. Nothing much to report, over and out. Nothing much to comment upon, over and out.
I’m here this week, though, with said column. And I’ll share, with you said worlds.
I hope you’ll do the same in the comments.
‘Fargo’ Season 3 Teaser Trailer: Don’t Forget Your Pie
Ewan McGregor is unrecognizable in this trailer. But the wonderful muted, eccentric tone of the show is immediately. Can’t wait! Cannot wait. Refuse to wait. Must wait. For Fargo season 3.
New ‘Fast and Furious 8’ Trailer: Grenade Catching & Submarine Chases
Is it time for Fate of the Furious yet? Fuck!
