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Dave Chappelle Netflix Stand-Up Specials Trailer: Surprise, It’s Me!
Oh, Dave Chappelle. It’s been too long. But let’s not dwell on that now.
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‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2’ TV Spot: We Need New Odds
Hear that whirring? It’s Disney’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Hype Machine spinning into pop-culture devouring motion! I welcome it!
Report: Nintendo Switch Has Sold More Than 1.5 Million Consoles Worldwide
Nintendo has moved more than 1.5 million Switches! In the first week or so! That’s a lot of glorified Zelda-playing tablets sold! (And though I hate, dammit I would probably buy a Switch if I could find one.)
Edward James Olmos Confirms He’s Returning For ‘Blade Runner 2049’
Holy shit. I hadn’t even contemplated the return of Gaff. But here we are! Getting it!
‘Wonder Woman’ Trailer: Meet Diana of Themyscira
This trailer is okay, at best. If this movie is okay at best, it’ll be a small victory for the DC cinematic universe. More than likely I’m expecting an incongruous mess. With humor that feels peppered in, oddly stylized action, and Themyscira sets that look like they were cut from the original Thor.
Monday Morning Commute: Don’t Stop Me Now!
Hello, friends. Hello, comrades. Passersby, lurkers, regulars. Hello, hello, hello. We are on Day Three of my Spring Break, which is also Day Three of my wife being away on a vacation in Belize.
Don’t fret! I’ve washed my ass. Don’t fret! My animals are alive. Don’t fret! I’m eating. Don’t fret, don’t fret, don’t fret. Oh sure, it’s a half-hearted scrub. Oh sure, they’re bored of me and I’m bored of them. Oh sure, no vegetables have been spotted near my throat-chasm since last week.
Am I losing my mind? Always.
Am I feeling Cabin Fever? I hope not, because there’s a blizzard coming tomorrow that’s going to pin me right in this house.
Am I hoping you’ll come hang out in Monday Morning Commute? Share what you’re enjoying-looking-forward-to-thinking-about-consuming this week?
Absolutely.
Frank Oz Refuses To Confirm *Or* Deny Yoda Is in ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’
This is where we’re at, folks. This is where we’re at. Glomming onto Frank Oz refusing to confirm or deny that Yoda is in The Last Jedi. But! What would you have of us? The Powers That Be refuse to give us any morsel of news! So, we do what we must.
Matthew Vaughn Wanted For ‘Man of Steel 2’
Matthew Vaughn is a competent director. I don’t really feel either way about him possibly directing Man of Steel 2. Especially since most of my complaints regarding the DCU have very little to do with the directing (which may be saying something). Rather, my chief criticisms are more focused on the scripts.
Last ‘Game of Thrones’ Season Will Be Only Six Episodes
Game of Thrones‘ eighth season will be its last. It’ll also be its shortest, by a considerable margin.
