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‘Justice League Dark’ is reportedly eyeing ‘It’ director Andres Muschietti
The next director to enter the Justice League Dark carousel is reportedly going to be Andres Muschietti. The filmmaker most recently helmed the Stephen King adaptation It, which drops on September 8. I got no fucking opinion either way, as I ain’t familiar with the dude. Still, though, if he enters, good fucking luck.
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Report: Nintendo planning massive boost to Switch manufacturing in time for the holidays
2017 surely is the end times. ‘Cause if the reports are to be believed, Nintendo is actually planning a massive manufacturing push for the Switch. Go figure — they want their console to be purchasable during the holiday season. Madness. As I said, the end times.
Netflix’s ‘Castlevania’ promo poster pays gorgeous homage
Netflix has dropped a gorgeous promo poster for its upcoming Castlevania series (this is how it’s done, Marvel). Not only is it gorgeous, though, but the motherfucker pays some serious homage.
‘Final Fantasy VII’ remake now being done *in-house* at Square Enix, I didn’t know it hadn’t been
Square Enix has moved development of the Final Fantasy VII remake in-house. This development underscores, for me, the fact that I had no fucking clue it wasn’t being done in-house already. But, hey! I can’t wait to play this broken ass game on the PlayStation 6 Pro, in 2025. #EasyJokes
Joss Whedon had been working on ‘Justice League’ for a good while before Snyder departed
It turns out that Whedon had been working on Justice League for a good damn while before Zack Snyder departed the flick. So. Remember all those rumors about extensive reshoot rumors for Justice League. Well, if I had to speculate, and that’s all the pop culture is good for anymore, click bait, speculation, and butt gifs, I would guess Whedon was the man helming those. Adding levity and some smirks to the Distinguish Competition’s Cinematic Universe. But, again, it’s just speculation
Space Swoon: Time-Lapse video of Juno’s flyby of Jupiter
Space. Is. Awesome. Here’s a time-lapse of NASA’s Juno spacecraft flying by Jupiter.
Next ‘Star Wars’ spin-off movie to be decided by June, please anything but Boba Fett
I am particularly agreeable when it comes to this new, Disney-owned Star Wars universe. So while I would love, with boner and smile alike, a Star Wars movie set outside established canon, I’m sort of accepting that won’t be coming any time soon. So, given my agreeability, can we please just be given anything but a fucking Boba Fett movie? Please?
‘Grand Theft Auto 5’ has sold more than 80 million copies, that’s a lot of fellow degenerates
Jesus fucking Christ, Grant Theft Auto V has sold more than 80 million copies. The title ain’t ever stopping. Nope. Not until GTA VI, and I’m fine with that. I loved the game, and these days I love watching people roleplay in GTA Online on Twitch. Yeah, yeah…I don’t know what that says about me-us-humanity, but whatever.
‘Far Cry 5’ Trailer: Guns, Cults and Planes in Montana, coming on February 27, 2018
Official trailer for Far Cry 5 is here folks, and *I* am *stoked* to the brim. I love the series, I love the idea of taking on religious militias in the United States, and I love being chased by bears. A…a perfect union.
NASA finds planet-sized cyclones on Jupiter. Space is absurd, dude
NASA’s Juno spacecraft is doing work, reporting back about Jupiter. One of its more dope findings? Jupiter has cyclones. The size of planets.
