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‘Xbox One X’ is the official name of Microsoft’s Project Scorpio, dropping November 7
Well, the “most powerful console ever” has an official name. Xbox One X. Microsoft is officially wading into Square game title territory with this one.
‘Kingdom Hearts 3’ Trailer: Combat and comrades upon Mount Olympus
Man! This combat trailer for Kingdom Hearts 3 looks cool, but *insert stale but well-deserved comment about not playing the game until 20XX, when it will finally be ushered out as a half-baked, broken title*, right?!
Microsoft Scorpio price maybe leaks at $500, and that makes sense to me
The price for Microsoft’s Scorpio console has leaked prior to the official reveal, and it’s going to be $500. I’ve heard some gnashing of the teeth about this price point and frankly I’m confused. It’s a completely optional, premium console for only the most tech whorish folks out there (hi!). It isn’t ushering in a new generation, *and* it’s the most powerful console ever. Frankly, I was expecting an even *higher* price. Maybe it’s just me.
‘Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus’ leaks on Amazon, arriving this October 27
Oh. Hell. Yes. The last Wolfenstein was goddamn fantastic, and combined with DOOM to usher in glorious resurrections of FPS pillars. So, news that we’re getting a new installment of the former this autumn has me fully torqued.
‘Star Wars Battlefront II’ Gameplay Trailer: Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Dogfighting In Space
Man. I didn’t really expect much from the Star Wars Battlefront II gameplay trailer. But, I was completely wrong. This trailer is the berries.
‘Anthem’ Reveal Trailer: Hey, it’s BioWare’s answer to ‘Destiny’ or something
Anthem. BioWare has revealed the project previously known as “Dylan”, and will be dropping more details at Microsoft’s E3 presser.
‘Black Panther’ Teaser Trailer: Legend Has It (Woo!)
My god. I thought I was enjoying the trailer for Black Panther *before* Run The Jewels began playing. By the first “woo” hit, I was ready to run through a goddamn wall. I cannot wait for this movie.
‘Assassin’s Creed Origins’ leaks continue, ‘Game Informer’ reveals it’s dropping October
‘The Assassin’s Creed Origins leaks continue. It’s kind of fucking hilarious to stop and contemplate that this game still has not been officially revealed.
‘Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night’ E3 Trailer: A Boss Battle Revealed For The ‘Castlevania’ Successor
Yesterday I shit on Shemue 3‘s prospects of being awesome. As I did, I cited the mixed-bag (at best) results of Kickstarted “spiritual successor” video games. Well, today we have the trailer for yet another “spiritual successor”, this time Castlevania‘s. The trailer? Ain’t doing much for it.
‘Game of Thrones’ Season 7 finale is going to be as long as a movie
I’ve been binging 1980s action flicks lately, and as I have, I’ve realized something. The perfect length for (almost) any movie is 90 minutes. 97 minutes with credits. So, shoutout to Game of Thrones for capping off their seventh season with a perfect-length film.








