#Caffeine Powered
‘Ozark’ Season 2 announced by Netflix, guess I’ll add the show to my unconquerable list of pop culture to consume
Got a couple of friends really digging Ozark, while I continue my attempt to catch-up on Game of Thrones. Good news for those friends, who have been telling me I’m fucking up (I know, I know!) for not watching Ozark. They’re going to have more of the show to enjoy. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll be caught up on Thrones by the time the second season drops.
Director and Lead Actress of ‘The Witch’ reteaming for ‘Nosferatu’, so prepare to crap yourself again
Man, I was deeply unsettled by The Witch. However, I also fucking loved it. So, I can’t wait to see what the director and lead actress of said flick do with their upcoming remake of Nosferatu.
Louis C.K. premiering his secret movie, ‘I Love You, Daddy’ at Toronto International Film Festival
Apparently, Louis C.K. secretly filmed a movie. Apparently, this movie is titled I Love You, Daddy. Apparently, this movie is premiering at TIFF.
Studio Ghibli reopens as Hayao Miyazaki totally comes out of retirement, again
Creators create. That’s what they do, and I imagine that’s what Hayao Miyazaki is either discovering or accepting about himself now. The legend has come out of retirement, again, and Studio Ghibli has reopened in order to produce Miyazaki’s next movie.
‘Molly’s Game’ Trailer: Sorkin’s Directorial Debut Gets Fittingly Longwinded Trailer
My god. I don’t know what I was expecting from a Sorkin trailer, if not Sorkin. So here’s the trailer for his directorial debut, which probably sets the record for most longwinded shit ever crammed into 2:46. Regarding the actual movie, I’m sort of intrigued. I guess?
John Carpenter is directing a TV pilot written by David Hayter, in today’s unexpected collaborations
Voice of Solid Snaker, and writer of the first two X-Men movies, David Hayter has penned a TV pilot. That, that doesn’t really hold much juice. Doesn’t get the nads tingling. However! The fact that John Carpenter is directing it? Oh yes.
‘Scandal’ creator jumps ship from ABC to Netflix as the Streaming Arms Race continues
I don’t really fuck with anything the creator of Scandal has done. Due to time, not dislike. Scandal seems pretty enjoyable. But, I’m here with popcorn, dude. This streaming arms race between Disney and Netflix is great slop culture theater.
Space Swoon: Cassini captures Titan’s haze for our enjoyment
Titan’s fuckin’ hazy, breh. Check out said haze in yet another gorgeous capture from Cassini.
‘The Defenders’ Trailer: I’m Not Looking For Super Friends
This Defenders trailer has done the impossible. It’s actually made Danny Rand seem…entertaining? I’ll fucking take it.
Early ‘Justice League’ cut was “unwatchable”, Whedon said to have changed original ending. Dumpster Fire, incoming!
Ah, no no, say the Warner Bros executives. All those rumors about a troubled reshoot for Justice League are just that, rumors! Fake news! No one follow the scent of sizzling turd to the diarrhea-covered Dumpster Fire known that is the Justice League movie.
Man, Whedon. You got your work cut out for you.











