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First Look: Misty Knight’s Bionic Arm from ‘Luke Cage’ Season 2
In case you didn’t you, you ding-dong, Misty Knight has a bionic arm in the Marvel Comics Universe. So since her arrival in Luke Cage, folks have been wondering when she’ll be getting one in the MarvelNetflixverse. We got the answer! Luke Cage‘s second season.
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Watch: Marvel drops ‘The Punisher’ title sequence, now that your pop culture gullet is empty
Marvel dropped the title sequence for The Punisher today, and the timing makes perfect sense. Pop culture slobs like myself are gasping, choking on an existence after Game of Thrones that isn’t filled with sensational distraction. Why, anything, give us anything, to titillate! What can we fill that entertainment-chasm in our psyches with, until the Thrones returns? Why! Perchance! The Punisher.
Check it out after the jump, because as usual, Marvel is trash and posted this on Twitter.
Bethesda may be making ‘Game of Thrones’ game, according to Target leak
Well then. Apparently, if a fuck-up at some assuredly demolished and buried Target is to be trusted, Bethesda is making a Game of Thrones game. I’m sure I’ll play it, if it exists, and jack off to it like the sloven I am, if it exists, but still. I would much prefer Bethesda gets releasing with their rumored science-fiction title that’s allegedly in the vein of Skyrim and Fallout.
‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Teaser: It’s Main Event Time!
Apparently, Marvel dropped a new Thor: Ragnarok TV spot last night. It’s got a bit more glorious Thor vs. Hulk action, which is specifically why I’m not fucking watching it. Christ, it seems everything in a blockbuster movie must be revealed prior to viewing it in the theater.
After the jump, ’cause Marvel is garbage and sent it out in a Tweet.
Rumor: ‘Fantastic Four’ reboot based on unpublished Mark Millar children’s book. Go home Fox, you’re drunk
What the fuck are you doing, Fox. Like, can we just give the rights back to Marvel Studios at this point? Please? Jesus fucking Christ. This is a nonsensical idea if the book was written by anyone, let alone Mark Millar.
Netflix teases ‘Black Mirror’ Season 4 with episode titles and a sneak peak
FUCK. I cannot wait to be incredibly depressed by Black Mirror‘s fourth season. In particular, I cannot wait to be incredibly depressed by the episode directed by American Gods‘ David Slade.
‘Half-Life’ writer posts what maybe/probably was the ‘Episode 3’ plot
A former Half-Life writer has dropped what maybe/probably/is certainly the plot for the seemingly abandoned Half-Life 2: Episode 3. Me? This guy? I couldn’t bring myself to read it, cuts too deep, man.
Joker and Harley Quinn Movie also in development, will be in the DCEU. What the hell is going on?
So, sweet fucking Christ. In the past day, the Slop Culture EchoChamber learned about a standalone Joker movie, starring someone other than Jared Leto, which will take place outside the DCEU. Then, we learned that the Ben Affleck-powered The Batman will also take place outside the DCEU. Now finally, we have learned that there’s a Joker and Harley Quinn movie in development, which does star Jared Leto, and will take place in the DCEU.
What the fuck is going on.
‘Stranger Things’ definitely getting a third season, probably ending after its fourth
The Minds Behind Stranger Things got themselves a plan, folks. The show is definitely getting a third season, and they’re planning to wrap it up after a fourth.
