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‘Incredibles’ 2 Trailer: We Wanna Fight Bad Guys!
Man, I didn’t think I could produce the juice to get torqued for this movie. You know, boner juice. But, I’m fucking digging this trailer.
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‘Ready Player One’ Trailer: Just nerds ruining nerd shit for the rest of us nerds
As an admitted nerd, and cyberpunk slut, I didn’t think I would ever be ashamed of my desire to live in the Metaverse. Whelp, here the fuck we are.
‘Voltron’ Season 5 Trailer: Desperate times call for desperate alliances
Prince Lotor fixing to join the Voltron squad like a bad ass motherfucker. I’m ready for this. Ready.
Alex Garland wants to make a ‘Swamp Thing’ movie and they should fucking let him
Alex Garland, director of Ex Machina and the upcoming (and apparently dope as fuck) Annihilation wants to make a Swamp Thing movie. Given the quality of his past two directorial efforts, and his further work as a great screenwriter, I say they should fucking let him.
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ hires ‘Blade Runner 2049’ art director and LET’S GOOOOOO
Goddamn, this is so good. Blade Runner 2049 was visual porn, and man, bringing that sort of art talent to Episode IX? I’m sprung.
‘Atlanta’ Season 2 Trailer: Everybody Gotta Eat
Man, oh man, man, oh man. I need the second season of Atlanta badly, and this trailer only stokes the flames. That said, March 1 is relatively fucking close. I can make it! I can, right?
Dwayne Johnson’s ‘Fast & Furious’ spin-off wants ‘Deadpool 2’ director David Leitch
Listen, let’s be fucking upfront. The previously rumored Shane Black would be the perfect dude to direct a Rock/Statham F&F spin-off. However, if we can’t have him? David Leitch and his glorious brand of action would be a great runner-up.
‘Kingdom Hearts III’ Trailer: Another New World, Another Lack Of Release Date
I refuse to believe this game is real until it drops. I straight-up fucking refuse it, friends. Dropping this year? Please.
‘Metroid Prime 4’ is being developed by Bandai Namco Singapore and that is concerning, right?
Who the fuck are Bandai Namco Singapore? And why the fuck are they handling the next installment in the beloved Metroid Prime franchise, eh?
Weekend Open Bar: You Will Be Happy
It’s been a moment since I crept out from under the shadows and issued forth a Weekend Open Bar, huh? For that, I apologize. How the fuck are you doing, friends? Apologies for the tardiness, and all that happy horse shit. You know how it goes, or maybe you don’t know how it goes.
But, when the MalaiseVapors got your synapses in their claws, it’s hard to fight back.
But, I’m here now. The MalaiseVapors beat back, another row in the books. They’re gone, but not forgotten. They’re gone, but they’ll return. They always return, to dance the Dance Macabre.
