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Jordan Peele’s next movie is titled ‘Us’ with Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke, and Elisabeth Moss in talks
Jesus fucking Christ, I cannot wait for Jordan Peele’s next movie. Which, by the way, is called Us. Oh! And, it’s dropping March 2019. But, wait! The rumored cast is also insane.
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Dicklord Comcast trying to stop that Disney/Fox merger with its own bid. Potentially killing unified MCU wet dreams everywhere
Fucking Comcast, man. Trying to interrupt the fucking Disney/Fox merger with a bid of their own. Can you imagine if this monolithic turd salad actually pulled this off? Like, after we’ve, the unwashed MCU fanboys, have spent so many restless evenings jacking it to the thought of Wolverine in the Avengers? If we’re going to have the nauseating merger of two giant corporate entities, give me the one that results in Deadpool hanging out with Bucky. Not this bullshit.
‘Bill & Ted Face the Music’ is officially in production which is the most righteous news of the day
I just recently saw the Bill and Ted movies for the first time, and well. It was not unlike being introduced to a religion that really fucking speaks to you in the middle of a midlife crisis. So, I’m goddamn stoked for this third movie. Stoked!
‘Arrested Development’ Season 5 Trailer: Returning May 29!
This one is out of left fucking field, folks! Many of us were wondering if a fifth season of Arrested Development was happening. But now we all know when it is!
‘Luke Cage’ Season 2 Trailer: Harlem’s Hero Gets Laid The Fuck Out
Luke Cage is back June 22, folks! And with this latest trailer, Marvel and Netflix are getting that hype-train rolling. By, uh, showing dude getting his ass served.
Rumor: Open-World Superman game being developed by Rocksteady
There are rumblings, once again, that Rocksteady is working on a Superman title. Specifically, the company behind them fucking Arkham games are giving old Kal-El the same kind of treatment. And if it’s true? Fuck yeah.
‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Trailer: The Wild West Is Dying (And I’m Dying To Play This)
Holy fuck, is this game really going to exist? Like, soon?
‘American Gods’ Season 2 is officially filming, debuting sometime in 2019
I really want to believe in American Gods‘ second season. I’m worried, though, because the show cast off the two showrunners that made its first such a glorious hallucination. For now, I’ll remain cautiously optimistic.
‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ Trailer: Some Laughs to Dry Up Those Post-‘Infinity War’ Tears
Well timed, Marvel Marketing Gurus. This fun, lighthearted trailer is exactly what us devastated MCU fans need, after the emotional ruin of Infinity War.
‘Shadow of the Tomb Raider’ Trailer: The End of the Beginning!
I can’t wait for this game. The Tomb Raider titles been bringing heat, and now with Drake sidelined, they must fulfill all my spelunking and murder needs.
