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‘Birds of Prey’ Teaser Trailer: Harley and friends will see you soon!
Fuck it, I’ll be excited for Birds of Prey. Why not? Written by the same women who wrote Bumblebee, which was fucking great.
Nintendo has scrapped all of ‘Metroid Prime 4’ development and is starting the fuck over
Nintendo has scrapped all of Metroid Prime 4‘s development, friends. The company announced it today, along with the news that development is returning to Retro Studios. They were responsible for the previous Metroid Prime games, though a good amount of the talent responsible has moved on from the studio.
‘Resident Evil’ series coming to Netflix. It could be their ‘Walking Dead’ but good!

Had to sling that cheap shot at Walking Dead, right? I mean, why stop now? Been doing it for years. Seriously though, a Resident Evil series could be great! Or, it could be ass, and we could just forget about it. Very low stakes, no?
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ head writer has left for Blizzard. Oh dear, oh yes. I’m conflicted
The cool: Blizzard has snagged a supremely talented writer. The worrisome: said head writer was working on Cyberpunk 2077, which still doesn’t have a fucking release date.
Views From The Space-Ship: god damn it!, we’ll make it if you believe
You fucks, you want a little look into my world? Into the sundry happenings, peoples, and animals that populate my existence? Then, good goddamn. You’re in the right place. This is Desktop Thursdays! Your glimpse into my world(s)! And, I hope you’ll share a look into yours in the comments section!
The following installments cover, good god, from November 1 until January 24! I, I gotta be better with these.
Excelsior!
Neill Blomkamp wants Peter Weller for ‘RoboCop Returns’ because fucking OBVIOUSLY
In a stunning non-revelation, it turns out that Neill Blomkamp wants Peter Weller for his RoboCop sequel. Like, fucking obviously. Not surprising. I mean, the dude *is* RoboCop. That said, let’s get this fucking done.
Omega Plays: Dead Cells – Part 1 – Bros Don’t Bow To Blizzards
Playing DEAD CELLS. Talking SHIT. Ruminating on the staggering homoeroticism that is 300. Bemoaning the Powers That Be covering up Aquaman‘s tits. Other nonsense.
NASA will be attempting to knock an asteroid out of orbit in 2022
NASA is going to be making moves in 2022, folks. They’re going to attempt to knock an asteroid out of orbit. While I’m generally convinced we’re going wipe ourselves out, it’s nice to see NASA taking on cosmic threats to our existence just in case we don’t. Or, at least they’re trying.
Netflix has joined the Motion Picture Association of America. Getting cliqued up, making moves!

I don’t know much about the MPAA. One hunch I have is that they’re a real political-ass lobbying group. The other is that they’re rather powerful. So, it makes sense that Netflix would want to get in on that action.









