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Google Stadia prices and games leak ahead of E3 event. Dropping this November, newer games must be bought!
This is good, real good, this Google Stadia leak. ‘Cause I didn’t want to sit through a fucking bloat presentation for these details.
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Amazon announces their Prime Air drone could start 30-minute deliveries within months. Welcome to the ‘Black Mirror’ apocalypse!
If civilization is ending, which it seems it is these days, at least it’s going out as an episode of Black Mirror. Corporations not just ruining the seas, but also filling the air.
Wednesday Afternoon Commute: Take a fucking breath!
I’m late, but I’m here, motherfuckers! Here with another Monday Morning Commute! The weekly catch-all column where we (usually just me screaming into the wind, tbh) gather to share what we’ve have been enjoying the past week. What we’re going to be enjoying this week. And, generally just fucking around. I’ll go first, because I’m tardy as fuck. But, I hope you’ll join me in the comments section. Let’s go, comrades!
‘Bill & Ted 3’ casts Brigette Lundy-Paine and Samara Weaving as their kids. Parenthood is most gnarly, I guess?
Most unexpected development, my dudes! In their third movie, Bill and Ted are fathers!
Chandra observatory detects mass coronal ejection from another star. Just spewing its fucking space guts!
The Chandra observatory has picked up another star just absolutely spewing its space guts. Yup, it detected a coronal mass ejection from a star other than our own.
Microsoft is making Xbox body wash so you can smell like Mountain Dew and some other obvious joke!
In case you need confirmation today that we are living in Hell, here you go. Xbox body wash.
‘Deadly Class’ has been canceled. You all suck deadly ass for not watching it!
Why, oh dear why, was Deadly Class canceled? I mean, I know why: ratings. But, fuck! Come on! It was fun as hell. Here’s hoping it is snagged by a streaming service or some shit.
So, uh. Young blood transfusions do seem to fight aging. Medical vampirism is real, this world is strange.
So, remember those odd conspiracies about the Old Ass Illuminati of our cultures getting blood transfusions to live forever? Using the blood of young humans? Well, I don’t know if that shit was true, but get this shit. Young blood does seem to fight aging.
‘Watch Dogs Legion’ is next installment of the franchise. Takes place in London and you can control *any* NPC. Fucking wild, no?
I’ve been sweating the sequel to Watch Dogs 2 for a long, long time. I sort of suspected it would happen, but a leak as confirmed the title. It’s Watch Dogs Legion, and it’ll be set in Post-Brexit London. An even more interesting feature of the title? You’ll be able to control any fucking NPC.
Google is revealing its Stadia plans on June 6, including price and launch details. Game streaming wars++, dudes
Google is going to be dropping a fucking panoply of Stadia details this week, my friends. Including launch details and pricing. Folks, shit’s getting interesting now.
