#April2013
This! Is! Mad Men! – The Doorway
[This! Is! Mad Men! recaps the most recent developments of Don Draper and his lovable gang of sleazeball advertisers. In the spirit of the show, the post itself may very well be drunk. And sexist. Apologies ahead of time.]
Oh, Mad Men, how I’ve missed every aspect of your beautiful face, not even excepting the five o’clock shadow and booze-breath and tobacco stains.
AMC must know that we’ve been champing at the bit for more spiritual ruin on Madison Avenue, as they deliver a sixth season premiere guaranteed to sate even the most ravenous of televisional appetites. The Doorway never relents, using absolutely every second of its two-hour running time to remind us why love the characters. And how is this done, you ask? Why, by thrusting them into the midst of existential crises! Duh!
C’mon, let’s take a look at the last episode of Mad Men!
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Microsoft’s CREATIVE DIRECTOR that tweeted ALWAYS-ON HATE is fired.
What a shocker. A Microsoft employee who literally spread his ass cheeks and shat upon potential customers worried about the Durascal 720’s always-on policy has gotten nixed. What a dumb fuck.
‘MAN OF STEEL DEETS and COVER upside your head courtesy of Entertainment Weekly.
Here’s a fabulous new cover featuring Kal-Cavil in his Supergarb, as well as some new Man of Steel details. Be forewarned that there are spoilers are afoot. Also, God help you if you didn’t know that already.
NEXT XBOX will TAKE OVER YOUR TV. Maybe it’ll even play games!
Even as an XBOT, I’m pretty much not impressed at all about this fucking Durascal-720 news or whatever. The system is apparently going to like take over your cable box and shit! Wow! Can we get some fucking games? I don’t need graphical overlays, Kinect stalking my cock as I get engorged watching New Girl. I don’t need any of that.
Apple wasn’t to blame for blocking ‘SAGA’, but they still pretty much suck.
As the world fucking turns! Apparently it wasn’t those Techno-Fascists at Apple who banned Saga #12 from the digital comic shelves. No sir, no ma’am. Turns out that ComiXology never even submitted it to them for approval. The company claims that it didn’t have to do with any particular sexual orientation, but can we just throw the flag on that bullshit? What then – what magical thing in the twelfth issue – prompted them to forego submitting it? ‘Cause they’ve submitted issues of Saga with raging rotting testicles, gratuitous hetero-fucking, and ultra-violence.
I ain’t buying it.
And Apple? Fuck them anyways.
‘ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT’ character posters get the Season Four tease dripping.
Want some more Arrested Development? Next month for that, yo. Want some character posters for the upcoming season? That I can do, friendo. Hit the jump.
Whoops: JAPANESE CITY accidentally tweets North Korean missile launch.
Talk about covering yourself in slathered mounds of shit-powered embarassment. (What?) A Japanese city’s Twitter account tweeted that North Korea had launched a missile. Ooph! Not the kind of mistake you want to make.
‘FALLOUT’ 4 F**KING PLEASE: Bethesda promises to make ‘more noise’ this year.
Bethesda has promised to make “more noise” this year within the gaming world. If this noise doesn’t consist of the drums of war, following the nuclear Armageddon, I’m going to be pissed. I have patiently waited five fucking years. Give me Fallout 4.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ x ‘MAD MEN’ = Don Stark
Busy day, haven’t been able to get around to these parts. I apologize a million times, and leave you with this as I rush off.
Errbody’s fave douche SAUL GOODMAN may really be getting ‘BREAKING BAD’ spinoff.
What was once a pipe dream, just like my animated Jennifer Lawrence monster forged out of half-eaten chicken breasts, may now come to fruition. While Vinny Gilligan seemed to be just spitballing last year about the idea of a Saul Goodman spinoff once Breaking Bad ends, it appears that AMC may be looking to actually green light that very thing. Smacks of desperation. And comb over.
