#September2012
Richard Branson is determined to “start a population ON MARS.” Bradburyriffic.
Richard Branson wants to start a population on Mars. Fuck. Fuck yeah! Here is to eccentric white dudes with a ridiculous amount of money doing something solid. You go Branson, and you get this shit done.
FIONA STAPLES’ cover for ‘NEW CRUSADERS #6’ is the rock you’d expect.
I mean, c’mon. Has anyone been as icy hot as Fiona Staples this year? She is the glory, delivered unto us via artistic form.
The PHILIPPINES BANS cybersex? I don’t…I can’t…This doesn’t…
I don’t think I would have turned out to be the sterling example of mental stability if I hadn’t gotten to cybersex for hours as an adolescent. AOL chat rooms, IRC, I don’t give a fuck. Male, female, role playing a furry. Don’t matter. Give me. Now that fine country the Philippines wants to bane such an essential part of growing up.
GREG RUCKA has reached end of “WORK FOR HIRE ROPE”, joins the amassing legions.
Talented as sin Greg Rucka is yet another comic creator no longer wanting to do the work for hire song and dance. They’re dropping like lies, tough I’d be remiss to not also comment on the pantheon of fresh and wonderful blood the Two Beasts have stoked up on lately. To siphon dry.
JOSS WHEDON on why he almost didn’t do ‘AVENGERS 2’, dude makes sense. Lots of it. ILU, Joss.
When Joss Whedon crushed it with Avengers, it seemed natural homeboy would take the reins for the second one. Not so! Not so at all. There was consternation a-plenty from geeks like me when he wavered, and wobbled. Oh glorious being! Please guide us into a second flick! Think more Dark Knight, and less Bruce Wayne Climbs. The Whedon answered our clarion cry, and now he is explaining why he almost didn’t.
New Orleans was planning on using DRONES to police the Super Bowl. Solid Snake nods.
Police state, wee! New Orleans was planning on using security drones to police the Super Bowl this next February. It didn’t come to pass, but it is a delicious look into the quiet erosion of homeland freedom and the implementation of such measures. Shh! Go to sleep.
THANOS’ CREATOR says he’ll be in ‘AVENGERS 2’, and ‘GUARDIANS.’ We’re all like, no shit.
Here is some non-news upside your head. Jim Starlin is the creator of Thanos, and he has let fly that the Death Loving son of a bitch is going to be in Avengers 2 and Guardians of the Galaxy. This comes as a shock to approximately nine people, recently emerged from an underground hovel where they had been trying to conjure Cthulhu.
Microsoft hires CBS EXECUTIVE to make original content for Xbox. This can ONLY BE AWFUL.
Things that none of us using XBL have ever said: man, I wish that the service had original content. Yet another mind-numbing romantic comedy or the sort. Executives, however, are ever blind to what we actually want.
