#May2012
GM Files Patent To Make ‘MINORITY REPORT’ Billboards Real. Sort Of.
Our boots crunch as we step on the souls of previously held impossibilities! Like all those wonky ads in Minority Report, and how they were outlandish and ridiculous. Custom-designed for each person? Pah! And yet, here we are.
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WATCH: Verge Tech Journalist Is Leaving The INTERNET For A Year. Oh Mon Dieu
Paul Miller is a tech journalist for The Verge who is committing an act beyond comprehension: he is intending to quit the Internet for a year or “maybe forever” – lol, yeah okay on the latter. There’s a pretty neat video capturing the build up to his decision, and more than anything I wish I could be paid to make ridiculous decisions like this.
Facebook Adds ORGAN DONOR Status; Gimme Dat Kidney.
Facebook is adding an organ donor status to their already chock-full list of life details you can spout off for people to stalk over. I’m not certain, but I’m certain this is going to be an organs black market dream.
Writer Max Landis Talks About ‘CHRONICLE 2’; Josh Tranks Unlike To Direct.
Forgotten under the roar of the box office behemoths galloping up our brain pipe and into our collective consciousness is Chronicle. Forged on a shoestring budget and widely praised, it was the superhero origin tale done with an enjoyable curve ball. Like all successes in Hollywood, it must be milked until its teats bleed. Writer Max Landis has dropped some tidbits on that the sequel will entail.
Dude Carves Batman Symbol Into FACIAL HAIR. Dominates At Ridiculousness.
Check out Captain_Auburn_Beard, a man who knows no limits. He does not respect common sense, nor does he balk at the thought of social ostracism. Or maybe he just shaved this shit off immediately. Whatever the case, my life glows harder having found this.
‘SKYRIM’ DLC ‘DAWNGUARD’ Announced; Dropping This Summer
Finally. Skyrim’s first piece of DLC has been announced. It’s called Dawnguard and it is arriving this summer.
ASTEROID MINING Could Be Against The Law. OH LET US HAVE FUN.
Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Here we go again with The Man preventing us from having any fun. Did you know that there are experts in space law (pretty awesome, actually)? I didn’t. Now one of these astronomical legalese masters is stating that asteroid mining could be against the law.
First Look: Ben Templesmith’s Batman For DC’s Digital-First Series. It’s Hot.
I’ve never bought a comic book on my (girlfriend’s) iPad, but Ben Templesmith may just get me to do so. The talented duder has dropped a sneak peak into his interpretation of the Goddamn Bat-Man for DC’s digital-first Batty anthology and its stunning.
Thoreau’s ‘WALDEN’ Getting Video Games, Creators Miss Point Entirely.
Henry David Thoreau is my boy, and more than one of his utterances in Walden has helped shaped my world view. I once wrote a paper explaining why a rock concert by a raging materialist was a bit of an oxymoronic way to save Walden, and now I’m equally as befuddled by this video game.
OBIWAN KENOBI Arrested, Charged With Hit & Run. Dark Side Is Strong, Yo.
I suppose with a name like Obi Wan Kenobi, you shouldn’t expect a chap to be the most stable person in the world. Right?
