#April2012
Reading All The Privacy Policies You ‘Agree’ To Would Take Entire Month. Yeah, Yeah, Click.
I have no idea what I’m agreeing to when I scroll through the boxes and claim to understand the terms of all the services. It’s overwhelming as shit! Words, legalese, more words. I should be thankful I, like many, just blindly click acceptance. If I wanted to comb these oceans of legalese it would take me one month out of every year.
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FIRST LOOK: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, and Christoph Waltz In ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’
Hell yeah. We have our first official look at the chaps from Django Unchained, and my tits are titillated. I still can’t believe that on top of all the nerdery dropping this year we are also getting new Tarantino.
Rumor: Leaked ‘BLACK OPS 2’ SCREENSHOTS Featuring The Quadrotor
These may or may not be leaked Black Ops 2 screenshots, featuring in-game looks at the title’s quadrotor machine of death.
Cosplay: METAL GEAR Brings Peace and BANANA Play. I’m Solid.
I ain’t never played Metal Gear: Peace Walker, but I’m feeling this cosplay! We got ourselves some Big Boss, some lady with a banana…and uh. That’s it. Can’t complain about the combination though, can you?
Hit the jump for the pics.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ – They Fixed BANE’S VOICE & New Images
Here are some Dark Knight Rises goodies upside your dome. Totally new pictures!, plus confirmation that they’ve fixed Bane’s voice.
HEADHUNTERS: Nordic Thriller Is Like a Vice Grip to the Throat
There was only one film I didn’t make it into at Fantastic Fest last year: the Nordic thriller Headhunters. Even with a press pass, I was left to bleed in the stand-by line. I ended up seeing a Japanese musical-pink film about a cheeky, mythical sea turtle – so, win-win in my book. Graciously, the Florida Film Fest recently screened Headhunters – so I was redeemed. And I was floored. Based on Norwegian crime writer Jo Nesbø‘s novel of the same name, Headhunters is an expertly crafted crime thriller that doesn’t rest on any genre crutches and presents a stylistic, complex look at the well-worn subjects of revenge, insatiable greed, and devotion.
SAMUEL JACKSON and AGENT COULSON Come to MAINSTREAM MARVEL. Groancore.
Marvel foresees a problem. Their little indie flick coming out called Avengers has a character in it named Nick Fury who looks exactly like Samuel L. Jackson. When the aforementioned passion project drops, the three or four people who go from the theater to the comic shop looking for the old Nick Fury funny books (it isn’t going to happen) may get really, really confused when the mainstream character looks nothing like Deep Blue Sea shark-bait. Marvel’s got an answer for that conundrum. It’s just confusing. And stupid.
‘RESIDENT EVIL’ Creator Bringing SURVIVAL HORROR To Bethesda. Cyeah!
Shinji Mikami created Resident Evil and a shitload of other shit, but don’t let that give you the impression he is sitting on his ass. No fucking way! Creators create. After dominating pretty much everything ever in the world the dude is rolling up more survival horror goodness on Bethesda’s dime.
PIXAR Unveils 2013-15 Schedule: DINOSAURS & Mexican Holidays!
Pixar shed some light on their schedule for the next few years a couple of nights ago at CinemaCon. I hadn’t heard of half this shit, but I’m particularly curious about the project that’s way out. Wayyyyyy out! We’re talking 2015.
The Most Highlighted KINDLE Passage Of All Time Is From…’HUNGER GAMES’
The most highlighted Kindle book passage of all time is from…Hunger Games. Yup. I’m not even going to be bitter. I’m not.
