#March2012
Scientists Implant FALSE MEMORIES In Mice. #INCEPTIONHORN
Scientists have implanted false memories in mice. The Inception horn is blowing like a mofuckah!
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‘PROMETHEUS’ High-Resolution Wallpapers. Futuro-Glory For Our Desktops.
Can’t wait for Prometheus. Won’t wait for Prometheus. I’m storming the Ridley Scott compound right now, glazed in pork grease and chunky peanut butter, intending to take the film. During this liberation, sate yourself with these wallpapers. I’ll have the goods for us soon.
London Thinktank Already Has Swarming FILE-SHARING DRONES. The Future Waves.
Pirate Bay wants to get its servers into the air, rocking out in drones? They’ve already been beaten to the punch by Liam Young.
Hit the jump for into and a video.
‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES’ Co-Creator: Give Michael Bay A Chance.
TMNT co-creator Peter Laird is speaking out about Turtlesarealiensgate, and he’s suggesting that we all like give Michael Bay a chance. The problem is when you listen to his protestations to our protestations, I can’t help feel like the dude is just fucking with everyone.
‘MASS EFFECT’ Comes To ‘FINAL FANTASY’ In DLC Orgasmtime.
There’s Mass Effect shiz dropping into Final Fantasy XIII-2-Cash-Grab-Grande, and it makes my knob twitch. It’s a common known fact that N7 armor from Mass Effect puts me into gadget-future-porn rapture, even when its been crammed into a franchise I’ve rolled into my cat’s litter box and scratched grit over.
Hit the jump to behold.
Buggers Beware! Ender’s Game Is Blogging!!!
Despite the fact that Orson Scott Card is a raging homophobe, there’s no denying that Ender’s Game is one of the classics of science fiction literature. In it, a young boy named Ender Wiggin is taken to Battle School where is gifts as a strategist are revealed. His talent is used in the ongoing conflict with the “buggers” – an alien race who won’t stop fronting on the human race. It’s “sequel” Speaker for the Dead, is one of the greatest books I’ve ever read. Period.
After decades of planned adaptation, the book is finally coming to the big screen with Hugo‘s Asa Butterfield as the lead, Gavin Hood (Tsotsi) directing, and Roberto Orci producing. The crew has started a Tumblr so we can all follow along with the production at home. This excites me more than Taco Tuesdays or Pizza Mon-Fridays.
Grant Morrison Is Bringing ‘DINOSAURS VS. ALIENS’ To Comics and Film. Mash-Up Snore.
Grant Morrison is bringing Dinosaurs Vs. Aliens to life. I couldn’t give no fucks about this. Maybe this is growing up. I’m no longer going to swag down the aisle with a comic in tow just because a favorite creator of mine is penning it. Maybe.
Russell Crowe Locked In For Aronofsky’s ‘NOAH’, Set To Film In July.
Russell Crowe seems like a sturdy son of a bitch who could both build something and drink too much. This makes him the perfect Noah, a factoid which didn’t escape Darren Aronofsky. The director has paused for long enough from directing J. Lo in nauseating Kohl’s commercials long enough to land a lead man for his bio-disaster-bibilical-journey Noah.
‘MAD MEN’ Video Game Lets You Handle Don Draper’s Perpetual Crises.
Don Draper is constantly trying to turn that frown upside down these days. Shit has gotten real for the Totem of the American Dream on the show, and usually we just get to watch our heartthrob brood and make bad decisions. Our helplessness is about to be mitigated to an extent with this free video game, which allows us to help him get his shit together.
Hit the jump to check it out.
THIS WEEK ON The Walking Dead – Beside the Dying Fire
Piss the bed! It’s time to pack it in for our last 2min Redux of doom. AND what a barnburner!!! If every episode had this much action, I might actually return to liking the show again. Prolly not though, unless 80% the characters die grimtastic deaths for making me suffter, and are replaced by competent humans in season 3. But you can decide for yourself, as we lube it up nice, right after the jump.
