#March2012
‘BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: BLOOD AND CHROME’ TEASER Trailer. Plus More Info.
Good news/bad news time. Good news: here’s a teaser trailer for the Battlestar Galactica prequel, and it looks awesome. Bad news: SyFy has announced they aren’t going to pursue a television series based on it at this point.
Hit the jump for video and deets.
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MGM Takes A Loss On ‘GIRL WITH DRAGON TATTOO’, Fincher Gonezo?
MGM didn’t make a lot of money from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Go figure. They released a long as fuck dismal as hell R-rated movie at Christmas. Why didn’t it crush the box office?
Hypervelocity Planets Are Leaving Our Galaxy At Warp Speed. PEACE.
These planets have the balls-out ride of the cosmos. After getting too close to the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy, they’ve been flung the fuck out of the galaxy. Beasted!
RUMOR: ‘GTA V’ INFO In Upcoming Belgian Magazine
Snap! Is Belgian gaming magazine Chief about to blow the tits off Grand Theft Auto V in its upcoming issue?
Hit the jump for the purported cover.
Views From The Space-Ship: Holy F**k I Almost Forgot
Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!
Yeah…totally slipped my mind.
Rockstar Games’ Co-Founder Buys TRUMAN CAPOTE’S House For $12.5 Mil.
Dan Houser is the co-founder of Rockstar Games’ and through the company’s success has amassed undeniably bonerfying amounts of cheddar. We may not be talking Gabe Newell-sized racks, but considerable. In case you haven’t contemplated the Houser magnificence, the fact that’s spent the most money on a house in Brooklyn ever should help you keep it in mind.
Jam Out to South Park’s Newest Song in “Cash For Gold”
Regardless of what one thinks about the quality of South Park these days (and I think it still has the capacity to do some good satire, like last week’s episode “Reverse Cowgirl”), Trey Parker and Matt Stone consistently reveal themselves to have an impressive ability to create some hilarious and catchy songs. (And if you haven’t listened to it yet, check out their Book of Mormon work. It’s really great.) And last night’s episode “Cash For Gold” once again showcased their musical ingenuity (and insanity) with a whimsical variation on the theme song from The Blob. Check it out after the jump.
ASPIRIN Stops The Spreading of CANCER. We All Look Surprised.
My girlfriend works in a field where she regularly deals with impressive science wizards who gather to discuss their attempts to stop diseases. My general refrain is “when are these dudes and dudettes going to actually cure something?” I’m a reductive fuck, I know. Now I have some more ammunition. These goon-wizards are performing their little miracles while the obvious cure has been on a shelf at the nearby pharmacy. Aspirin.
MERCURY Has Frozen Water, Despite Being Hot As F**k? Zounds.
Mercury is straight chilling next to Sol, having the distinction of being the planet closest to the star in this fine system. With temperatures off the chain, one doesn’t generally imagine there be water on the planet. Unless you’re like me and you spend too much time imagining things in the Multiverse like my dumb ass. Going against all (seeming) sense there isn’t just water on the Scorcher. There’s frozen water.
‘DEVIL MAY CRY’ Boss Has ‘NOTHING AGAINST BIG TITS’, Well Then. Okay.
Tameem Antoniades doesn’t have anything against big tits, and for that he should be commended. Appreciate the body types, bro. Appreciate them. Even with this acceptance of rack variety (I’m striking out here), the head of Ninja Theory thinks there are better ways to stimulate people. Yes. Stimulate them.
