#March2012
Google Patent Would Listen To Background Noise In YOUR CALLS For Personalized Ads.
Google continues to wipe its ass with the concept of privacy, a concept that has already been discarded by most of the Facebook generation. Their latest adventure involves mining our phone calls’ background noise in order to personalize ads. The future, man.
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Evidence For WATER Flowing On Surface Of MARS Continues. Spacegasm Ahoy.
The Martian Chronicles was actually a future divined by Rad Bradbury. Such a future will soon come to pass, as evidence for flowing water on the surface of Mars refuses to go away. So say we all! Or something.
Mistborn is Getting a Video Game Prequel
I get that some of you may not know what Mistborn is. That’s a crying shame. If you are into the fantasy genre at all then Mistborn should be at the top of you queue. A friend sent this press release to me knowing how much I love the series. After he recently completed the first book we spoke at length about how well the novel and the world would translate to a video game. Looks like he was correct when he assumed people were listening to our conversation. Hit the jump for more.
‘FARGO’ To Be Adapted For TV. Apparently For A Second Time.
I didn’t know that Fargo was ever adapted for TV, but the winds of adaptation are churning once again for the flick. Kicking up head-spinning clumps of possibility pollen, working it into our noses of opportunity and…ah fuck it, just read the details.
LADY GAGA + Falling + ANGRY BIRDS = Animated GIF Win.
This is everything I’ve ever wanted in life.
FACEBOOK Trying To Assert Trademark On Word ‘BOOK’. F**king Spare Us
It’s becoming a small world, with many a Monolith gobbling up all the objects, corporations, technologies, and most importantly, rights that it can. Facebook is one Lord among many, but it should be applauded for how douchey its latest move is. They are trying to assert their trademark on the word book. Yes. Book.
More Movies Will Be STREAMED Than Watched On Disc In 2012. Tangibility Weeps.
This is the year that more movies will be streamed than watched on disc. It is a frightening development for Tangibility, who tries to persuade us with promises of discs clogging up media racks and trips to the store that we don’t want to make.
J.J. Abrams Builds WALL To Prevent ‘STAR TREK 2’ LEAKS. Amazeballs.
J.J. Abrams says “Fuck you!” to you and “fuck you!” to information and pictures being sniped by enterprising assholes around the filming of Star Trek 2. In order to combat the outflow of information the Lord of Lens Flare has constructed a giant wall. This is tits and cream right here.
‘CRITERION COLLECTION’ Inspired Posters For PROMETHEUS, BLADE RUNNER, And More.
Members of the Criterion Collection are beastly bastards. Movies done up with gorgeous artwork on the outside and delectable supplementary goodies on the inside. Midnight Marauder has paid tribute to their stunning swag with a series of posters done up in what could be designated their general aesthetic.
Video: ANDERSON SILVA Judging Babes In Body Paint. Meathead Smile ++
Anderson Silva isn’t just the greatest fighter in MMA history, he also has a PhD in Swag. Here is the good champion judging a body paint competition in his native land of Brazil. A land where everything makes sense. Save for the poverty and despair and corruption. Mostly just that they have game shows where dudes judge women in body paint. Check it out after the jump.
