#February2012
Rumor: ‘Star Wars’ TV Show To Feature Time Travel? Abrams and Lindelof Slow Clap.
Let me be upfront about this: I don’t believe this rumor. Why am I talking about it? Page hits, idiot! (Well yeah, that, but it’s Star Wars and I’m a sucker for it, despite my bile.) Want to hear the probably untrue rumor regarding time travel and The Force Gone Television?
Hit the jump!
Trailer: ‘G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation’ Gets Super Bowl Ad, The Rock Quotes Jay-Z. Best Movie.
Super Bowl Spot for G.I. Joe 2: Awesome Fest, where The Rock quotes Jay-Z. I’m sprung.
DC Announces Multiple ‘Before Watchmen’ Comic Series. Finishes Taking Crap On Legendary Comic.

DC has announced their shameless pillaging of one of the finest stories ever told today with the unveiling of Before Watchmen. Pretty disgusting stuff, but fuck it shouldn’t be surprising.
Hit the jump for details and artwork.
Video: ‘Breaking Bad’ Goes 16-Bit RPG.
All right, all right, College Humor. We get it! We get it. Awesome television shows made for humorous renditions of 16-bit RPGs. It seems so obvious, especially since you keep fucking doing them. Yet!, yet I keep loving them. Keep up the good work. Ignore the snark. I’m tired.
Hit the jump for 16-bit Breaking Bad awesomeness.
Comics We’re Buying This F**king Week: Massive Wood and Brubaker’s College Fund.
Welcome to the newly minted (and perhaps not staying named as such) Comics We’re Buying This F**king Week. Figured I’d cut the bullshit. Herein us guys and gals of the sequential funny book time can share the comic books we’re digging on in a given week. It’s a pretty exciting week, as I’m getting a new dose of Wood to engulf. Always a sucker for the Wood. (And infantile puns. It’s been a long day, forgive me.)
Dig the releases for yourself at ComicList.
Teaser: ‘The Avengers’ Super Bowl Spot Gets A Brief Glimpse. Thor & Cap True Love.
Want a teaser of an Avengers spot dropping on Sunday? Sure you do! Featuring more Black Widow Cleavage Thunder and glorious homoerotic glances between Thor and Cap. Hell yeah!
Hit the jump to check it out.
NASA Probe Reveals The ‘Atmosphere’ That Surrounds Our Solar System. Rad.
NASA’s Interstellar Boundary Explorer, or IBEX, has spent four years tilling about at the frayed edges of our solar system. What has the son of a bitch found? Some really interesting things about what comprises our solar system’s “atmosphere” and theories about its formation.
Hit the jump for more.









