#June2011
BioShock’s Rapture Made Out of Legos. Excellent.

Imagine Rigney is a Lego sculptor. Who has taken BioShock’s Rapture and recreated it with plastic brick and much love.
Hit the jump to check it out.
The Last ‘Harry Potter’ Trailer Is Colossal. It Ends!

The final trailer for Harry Potter has dropped. Weird to type this words. Despite not getting emotionally involved in any of the movies since Phoenix, the trailer moved me into a ball of excitement for the finale. I loved the books, but I’ve felt disconnected more and more with each adaptation hitting the screen.
Here’s hoping.
Hit the jump for the trailer.
Rumor: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Getting Four-Player Co-Op Mode. Frak Yeah!

The deluge of Mass Effect 3 splooge continues to wash over my welcoming body today. There’s a good chance that Mass Effect 3 is going to get some substantial co-op missions. Boom!
Dan Didio Confirms The End of The Lois Lane/Clark Kent Marriage?

It seems that DC is gutting the marriage between Clark Kent and Lois Lane in the post-Flashpoint world. I suppose where there’s a reboot, there’s the idea that you can separate a couple and get rid of their marriage. That way you can totally get them married again, and get those cheap sales. Right? High-five!
FemShep To Be On ‘Mass Effect 3’ CE Box Art, Get Her Own Trailer. Win.

I play as a female Shepard in the Mass Effect games. I play as females in almost any game. I enjoy my protagonists to be powerful, assertive ladies. So, seeing only the regular male Shepard bombing around trailers bums me out. I imagine it bums out female gamers even more. Our sadness has been noticed, corrections are being taken.
Centaurus A Is A Sexy Ball of Dust!
X-Men To Split Into ‘Wolverine and the X-Men’ and ‘Uncanny X-Men’ In November. Hrm.

It was announced that ‘Uncanny X-Men’ was ending in with issue #544, and it as assumed that it would be relaunching. It is. Along with ‘Uncanny X-Men #1’ in November, we’re also getting ‘Wolverine and the X-Men.’ Oh boy. They’re truly divided!
Hit the jump for more details.
‘Moneyball’ Trailer Is Porn For Film and Sport Geeks Like Me.

If you like baseball, you know about Moneyball, the book by Michael Lewis about Billy Beane. There’s been a movie based on the book in the works for a while now, and our own Patrick Cooper gave me the heads-up on the trailer. I fucking love it. It’s got the Sexiest Man Alive, on-base percentages, and a little bit of the old human drama.
Hit the jump to check it out.
The Original Xbox Controller Coming Back For ‘Halo Fest’, Dreck Lives!

The original Xbox and its controller were ungodly behemoths. Spat forth from a scabbed vagina of ill-fated design choices. Thankfully Microsoft fixed the controller problem mid-cycle and released one that you know, could be wielded by human beings. Time has passed though, and now they’re hilarious throwbacks. A shitty diaper of controller we can all laugh at.
Microsoft knows this, which is why they’re bringing them back for Halo Fest.
The Onion Captures Stupidity & Apathy Of ‘Green Lantern’ Movie Perfectly.

Who am I to get all high and mighty about a comic book movie being fucking dumb! I disagree sir. When Caff-Pow! isn’t excited for a flick, you know it’s bad news. Fuck Green Lantern, man. I’m going to see it because I’m part of the problem, but I ain’t excited. The Onion in this video perfectly captures the ‘uh sure, I’m seeing it. ‘Cause uh stuff.’ vibe surrounding the flick. It’s awesome.




