What we know about the Xbox One: no backwards compatability. Used games…for a fee. And it ain’t always on.
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LEAKED MICROSOFT MEMO: Next XBOX to feature OFFLINE GAMING. Errbody calm down.
May 6th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Ha! Suck it haters! Yeah, I’m talking to you! And you! And you! And Jesus Christ, pretty much every body I’m friends with. A leaked Microsoft memo confirms (confirms?) that the next Xbox will have core features that work offline. Namely, single-player gaming.
Source: MICROSOFT SIX MONTHS behind where they want to be with NEXT XBOX. Duruhroh!
May 1st, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Some people around these parts are going to lube themselves with this news and just start straight-up punishing their pink bits. (Yes Neo, I’m looking at you.) Word has come out that Microsoft isn’t nearly where they want to be in the development of the Durascal 720-Kinect 2 Leviathan, to the tune of six months.
Hit the jump for the cuts, then let me know what you think.
Microsoft probably revealing NEW XBOX at an event in April. Retaliation ++
February 22nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Sony has been the belle of the ball for the past couple of days, after revealing their PS4. Sure, a lot of the conversation around them is in regards to their lack of a console and all the such. Even with that, Microsoft has to be feeling a bit anxious to launch their own salvo. It word be true, that salvo shall be hitting in April.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ delayed until September 17, whattayagonnado.
January 31st, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Grand Theft Auto V has been delayed, thereby causing like, more than several people to frown. Oh lord, if you could see these frowns. The people don’t even respect themselves, drooling half-chewed pizza and such all over their t-shirts. Embarrassing. C’mon guys, it is just a game.
‘DEAD SPACE 3′ features N7 ARMOR and microstransactions. Win some, lose some.
January 22nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
At this point in the dance, continuing to complain about microtransactions in gaming is like me complaining about blood in my stool. It is part and parcel for the area. If I didn’t want blood in my stool, I’d stop soaking my cells in aluminium filings to keep away the Illuminati Mind Control. If I didn’t want to deal with microtransactions, I would stop gaming. Dead Space 3 is the latest culprit in this spreading phenomenon. But don’t cry! It has N7 armor for some of us. Wee!
Rumor: These are the NEXT XBOX specs. Maybe. Hell if I know.
January 21st, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Yo! Any tech-wizards care to explain these specs to me? They mean almost nothing. In the sense that I know they mean “things”, but I cannot tell you what those “things” translate to.
Watch: First FIVE MINUTES of ‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE.’ Do you dare?
December 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
I’m not watching this. However, I’m presenting you with the opportunity. Do you dare to spoil?
Microsoft planning their own ‘PROJECT GLASS’ equivalent. Errbody in AR goggles!
November 24th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Microsoft is no stranger to scrambling to keep up with Google and Apple. It’s like, their forte at this point. New patents have revealed that the Gang that Says “Oh Yeah!” is dipping their toes in the AR goggles arena. In the future you won’t be cool unless you’re scrolling through tumblr starring at furry jizz shots on your glasses’ HUD while at a football game. It has been foreseen.
XBOX 720: Details spilled in XBOX WORLD. If so, I’m sprung with tech-lust.
November 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
I could say I understand the jist of these new details, but I’m just like “oh shit new Xbox details. I don’t understand them with my fat brain, but I know I want it.” Do you understand these details? Are you excited like me? It’s a cucumber in my pants, chill out.
