#October2019
‘John Wick’ is getting spin-off movie about female assassin. Awesome news. The bad news? The director is the fucking Underworld dude.
I’m hype for anything in the John Wick universe. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. A female assassin spin-off? Hype! However, I’m decidedly fucking not hype about Underworld director Len Wiseman. Woof.
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‘Total Recall’ Remake Will Feature Three-Breasted Woman. Childhood, Rejoice!
I shouldn’t have seen Total Recall when I did. Way too young. Warped my brain. One thing I’ll never ever forget, and I don’t think I’m alone in this, is the chick with three tits. Listen, I couldn’t barely contain myself seeing tits at my age. I must have been under 10. But three tits? Holy Jesus. Say what you want about the Total Recall remake, at least its doing this right.
