Well, shit. I certainly didn’t see this coming. It ain’t Fallout 4, and for that I’m going to rope-a-dope by balls with a frozen sirloin steak. It is what must be done. It ain’t the end of the world, though. Shinji Mikami. Bethesda. I’ll take it.
New BETHESDA game is a SHINJI MIKAMI jam. I’m all about that life!
April 18th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
‘FALLOUT’ 4 F**KING PLEASE: Bethesda promises to make ‘more noise’ this year.
April 10th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Bethesda has promised to make “more noise” this year within the gaming world. If this noise doesn’t consist of the drums of war, following the nuclear Armageddon, I’m going to be pissed. I have patiently waited five fucking years. Give me Fallout 4.
Bethesda hiring for unannounced NEXT-GEN CONSOLE GAME. Fallout 5: New Tokyo?!
February 2nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Bethesda is hiring for an unannounced next-gen game. If I had my druthers, I would bet that it is Fallout 5: New Tokyo, starring Vin Diesel. Perhaps fortunately I am broke, and so those who are smart enough to take me up on that bet are incapable of doing so.
‘SKYRIM: DAWNGUARD’ DLC TRAILER: I’ve Missed You, You Son Of A Bitch
May 31st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
It’s been a spell since I’ve snuggled up against the arctic loins of Skyrim. During our separation, my heart has indeed grown fonder. I find myself thinking of the game, fingering the bauble it left me for Christmas. My heart yearns, and so it shall be answered. Here’s the trailer for our upcoming reunion, the DLC Dawnguard.
‘SKYRIM’ Gets Mounted Combat. Great, Where’s My F**king Flying Mount?
May 25th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Skyrim continues to pick up righteous amendments courtesy of Bethesda’s sizzle reel. It’s all great, grand, wonderful. However I will not be sated until I get a flying dragon mount.
‘ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE’ Dropping NEXT YEAR; WoW Nods
May 3rd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
It was rumored, and now it is confirmed: Elder Scrolls Online is really real.
‘SKYRIM’ DLC ‘DAWNGUARD’ Announced; Dropping This Summer
May 1st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Finally. Skyrim’s first piece of DLC has been announced. It’s called Dawnguard and it is arriving this summer.
‘SKYRIM’ Dumb Ass KINECT Support Hits Today. Also! DLC TEASE.
May 1st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Skyrim is getting Kinect support today, adding functionality I pray you never asked for and will never use. On a happier note, they’re going to tease our tips and nips about upcoming DLC as well.
‘RESIDENT EVIL’ Creator Bringing SURVIVAL HORROR To Bethesda. Cyeah!
April 26th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Shinji Mikami created Resident Evil and a shitload of other shit, but don’t let that give you the impression he is sitting on his ass. No fucking way! Creators create. After dominating pretty much everything ever in the world the dude is rolling up more survival horror goodness on Bethesda’s dime.
