Image Publisher Eric Stephenson on AvX: Who will care in 10 years? This dude rules.

Eric Stephenson continues to dominate both the comic landscape and my heart. The Image Comics publisher has lobbed some bombs at Marvel’s current assy Super Event, pointing out the obvious: no one is going to give a shit in a decade.

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Marvel Teases The RETURN OF JEAN GREY In Entertainment Weekly? Bring Back Red.

Fuckkkkkkkk Emma Frost and her bourgeoisie swagger. Please let Jean Grey return in a hail of fiery telekinectic fury, vaporizing that posh hag.

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CYCLOPS And CAPTAIN AMERICA Staredown In Amazingly Awful ‘AVENGERS VS. X-MEN #2’ Teaser.

I haven’t been covering the endless teasers for Avengers Vs. X-Men, but I had to post this one for two seconds. First off, there’s no way that Cyclops could hang with Captain America. Secondly, it features the best/worst tagline ever somehow deemed worthy of being put on a promo.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Marvel’s Biggest Marketing Push Ever Is For ‘AvX’…Think About That.

Marvel’s throwing their biggest marketing push ever  behind the upcoming Avengers fight X-Men: Then They Totally Won’t Team-Up At The End To Fight The Phoenix Or Some Shit. Biggest ever!

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Marvel Announces Avengers vs. X-Men Tie-In Book, ‘Versus’. Please Don’t Buy This.

Marvel’s announced a tie-in book for their  Avengers vs. X-Men event. Titled “Versus”, it’s being billed as “the fight book”. Remember when you could weave those into a fucking event? Eh?

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