NASA Has Discovered 7 Earth-sized Planets 40 Light-Years Away

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NASA has dropped the boom on their teased discovery. Seven Earth-sized planets 40 light-years away. Three in the habitable “Goldilocks” zone. Everyone is understandably excited about this news, so let me be a downer. 40 light-years away is more than enough distance for us to never get there, especially since we got like 100 years left on this rotting formerly Blue Marble.


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NASA Announcing A “Discovery Beyond Our Solar System” Tomorrow

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News! Big news! Aliens, it’s gotta be aliens, right? Oh man! Exciting. Sort of. Until you realize we’re destroying ourselves at a fantastic rate, and even getting *out* of this solar system is nearly impossible for us. Man. Really brought down the vibe in here. But, but still, I’m excited.

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Space Swoon: Even Dione’s Craters Are Beautiful

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Cassini, doing what Cassini does. Taking beautiful pictures. Reporting back.

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NASA Wants To Send Lander To Europa To Detect Life

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NASA is fixing to send a life-detecting lander to Europa! Hey, detect that life, folks. Cause god knows how much longer we’re going to have it here, right? Too morbid? Too morbid!

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Space Swoon: Hubble Captures The Fiery Death Of A Star

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This star, this star is definitely going out way cooler than I will. I mean, either I fall down the stairs, or blow a brain gasket from trying to grind out a constipated turd. This star, this star though. Awesome.

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Space Swoon: Juno Captures Jupiter’s Little Red Spot

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Yeah, yeah. We all know about Jupiter’s Great Red Spot. But did you know the titanic fucking plant also has a Little Red Spot?

Hit the jump for a look at its glory.

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Japanese Spacecraft Observes Gravity Wave In Venus’ Atmosphere

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Venus’ atmosphere got itself a serious. Fucking. Gravity wave. We’re talking 6,000 miles-long serious.

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The Moon Is Way Older Than Thought; Up To 140 Million Years Older

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The uh, the Moon is way, way, way older than we thought. Hey! Fuck! Don’t blame me. I’m just a slob who posts banality and stares at asses all day long. Blame one of the SpaceWizards.

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Space Swoon: Cassini Captures Saturn’s “Death Star” Moon

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Man! I knew it. The fucking Illuminati out there, building Death Stars and shit. Oh sure you can tell me this is a picture of a “moon”, but I really call it “prepping for disclosure” because I ain’t no sucker.

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Space Swoon: The Earth And Moon As Seen From Mars

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Want some perspective? Here is the Earth and Moon, as seen from Mars.

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