Space Swoon: Hubble Captures Two Galaxies Twisting Each Other Into Unusual Shapes

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No big deal. Just two galaxies captured by Hubble. No big deal, just two galaxies captured by Hubble twisting each other into unusual and unique shapes. Space is fucking rad.

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Space Swoon: Hubble Captures This Hybrid Galaxy In Its Glory

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Ain’t a spiral galaxy. Ain’t a lenticular galaxy. It is a gorgeous one, though.

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SpaceX Planning To Send Two People Around The Moon Next Year

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SpaceX has been approached by two obviously rich as fuck private citizens, who want to be sent around the Moon. And! The good, kind, cosmos-capitalist company has agreed, with plans slated for next year.

I’m jealous. Very jealous.

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NASA Has Discovered 7 Earth-sized Planets 40 Light-Years Away

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NASA has dropped the boom on their teased discovery. Seven Earth-sized planets 40 light-years away. Three in the habitable “Goldilocks” zone. Everyone is understandably excited about this news, so let me be a downer. 40 light-years away is more than enough distance for us to never get there, especially since we got like 100 years left on this rotting formerly Blue Marble.


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NASA Announcing A “Discovery Beyond Our Solar System” Tomorrow

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News! Big news! Aliens, it’s gotta be aliens, right? Oh man! Exciting. Sort of. Until you realize we’re destroying ourselves at a fantastic rate, and even getting *out* of this solar system is nearly impossible for us. Man. Really brought down the vibe in here. But, but still, I’m excited.

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Space Swoon: Even Dione’s Craters Are Beautiful

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Cassini, doing what Cassini does. Taking beautiful pictures. Reporting back.

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NASA Wants To Send Lander To Europa To Detect Life

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NASA is fixing to send a life-detecting lander to Europa! Hey, detect that life, folks. Cause god knows how much longer we’re going to have it here, right? Too morbid? Too morbid!

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Space Swoon: Hubble Captures The Fiery Death Of A Star

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This star, this star is definitely going out way cooler than I will. I mean, either I fall down the stairs, or blow a brain gasket from trying to grind out a constipated turd. This star, this star though. Awesome.

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Space Swoon: Juno Captures Jupiter’s Little Red Spot

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Yeah, yeah. We all know about Jupiter’s Great Red Spot. But did you know the titanic fucking plant also has a Little Red Spot?

Hit the jump for a look at its glory.

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Japanese Spacecraft Observes Gravity Wave In Venus’ Atmosphere

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Venus’ atmosphere got itself a serious. Fucking. Gravity wave. We’re talking 6,000 miles-long serious.

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