NASA plans to send humans back to Moon’s surface in little over a decade. Fuck yes!

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We going back to the Moon, baby! Right back to its surface! Provided, you know, the Collapse doesn’t occur between now and 2024. Be optimistic! I’ll try!

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Space Swoon: Liquid water on Mars found in underground aquifer according to scientists

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Oh fuck. Is this it? Have scientists really found liquid water on Mars? Well, they certainly fucking think so.

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Space Swoon: Jupiter has gained another twelve fucking moons thanks to recent findings

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Jupiter, that Big fucking Bastard Gas Giant, has gained another twelve fucking moons.

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Space Swoon: Behold Jupiter’s glorious southern hemisphere!

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Check out Jupiter’s meaty southern hemisphere! I don’t know, there’s probably a better, more puerile pun, but it’s hot out and I’m tired.

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Space Swoon: Jupiter’s gorgeously chaotic clouds captured by Juno

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Juno out there, doing work. Capturing gorgeous images of Jupiter. This time, it’s of the planet’s gorgeously chaotic clouds.

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Mars has a dust storm so big it is encircling the entire fucking planet!

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I say goddamn, does Mars ever have a dust storm. In fact, the motherfucker has grown so big that its encircling the entire Red Planet.

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NASA’s Curiosity rover discovers methane on Mars changes with the seasons. What does this mean?!

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NASA’s Curiosity rover has dug up some pretty fucking rad findings. The methane on Mars changes with the seasons. What does that mean? Good fucking question!

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NASA has extended its Jupiter mission by three-years. Juno ain’t got time to die (yet)!

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NASA, much like my wife, ain’t done with its largest, gassiest giant. Not yet, at least. They’ve announced they’re extending the life of the Juno mission by at least three-years.

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Space Swoon: NASA drops Lagoon Nebula fly-through live shots to celebrate its 28th Anniversary

I say, goddamn. To celebrate its 28th anniversary, NASA has dropped a “fly through” video of the Lagoon Nebula. It’s about as cosmically pornographic as you’d expect, too.

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Space Swoon: Astronomers Find Galaxy With *Almost* No Dark Matter

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This is one of this cosmic stories that pops-up every so often, and I just fucking love. Astronomers have found a galaxy with almost no dark matter. This is, of course, a wet fart on the face of conventional astronomical wisdom. Which I love.

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