Space Swoon: This image of Jupiter taken by NASA’s Juno spacecraft is goddamn gorgeous

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Space, is in fact, the motherfucking place.

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The Kepler Space Telescope is dead. Long live the fucking Kepler Space Telescope!

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Folks, the Kepler Space Telescope is dead. However, it shall not be forgotten by any means. The telescope is responsible for finding, conservatively, a fuck-ton of exoplanets. Therefore, we must remember it always. Dead, but alive forever.

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The Mars Curiosity Rover is operational again, baby! Ain’t got time to die!

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Curiosity is back up and running, motherfuckers! Granted, its limited in its operations. But that’s better than nothing, no?

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Jupiter’s moon Europa got five-story spikes of ice. Sounds dope, makes landing on the moon a pain in the ass

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Space is fucking metal, my dudes. Jupiter’s moon Europa has got five-story spikes of ice! This sounds fucking dope! However, it makes the prospect of landing on Europa decidedly more difficult.

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Astronomers may have found the first “exomoon” which is rad as it fucking sounds

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I sort of thought that we had just found exomoons already. However, we hadn’t! At least not until now. That’s right, fuckers. Astronomers may have found the first exomoon.

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NASA plans to send humans back to Moon’s surface in little over a decade. Fuck yes!

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We going back to the Moon, baby! Right back to its surface! Provided, you know, the Collapse doesn’t occur between now and 2024. Be optimistic! I’ll try!

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Space Swoon: Liquid water on Mars found in underground aquifer according to scientists

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Oh fuck. Is this it? Have scientists really found liquid water on Mars? Well, they certainly fucking think so.

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Space Swoon: Jupiter has gained another twelve fucking moons thanks to recent findings

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Jupiter, that Big fucking Bastard Gas Giant, has gained another twelve fucking moons.

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Space Swoon: Behold Jupiter’s glorious southern hemisphere!

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Check out Jupiter’s meaty southern hemisphere! I don’t know, there’s probably a better, more puerile pun, but it’s hot out and I’m tired.

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Space Swoon: Jupiter’s gorgeously chaotic clouds captured by Juno

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Juno out there, doing work. Capturing gorgeous images of Jupiter. This time, it’s of the planet’s gorgeously chaotic clouds.

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