Bad Ass: Voyager 1’s thrusters have been fired up for the first time in 37 years

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No big whup. NASA Wizards have just dusted off Voyager 1’s old as fuck code, and successfully fired up its thrusters for the first time in 37 goddamn years.

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Space Swoon: Earth viewed from 10,000 miles away is resplendent as fuck

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Drink in some perspective, swine! Do so by checking out this glorious image of Earth, taken some 10,000 miles away.

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Scientists discover interstellar object flying through our solar system. Aliens taking a peek at our calamities, if you ask me

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In a pretty bad ass moment for astronomy, scientists have discovered an interstellar object hurtling through our solar system. It’s the fuckin’ first, dude.

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Space Swoon: Cassini captures Saturn’s gorgeous clouds

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Here’s just Cassini, doing more Cassini-type dope ass shit.

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Elon Musk reveals first look at the SpaceX space suit. It’s science-fiction porn, dude

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Man. The SpaceX space suit is hot as fuck. Like, who knows if they’ll ever actually go anywhere wearing them, but they’re sexy to look at. Plus, it’s fucking functional.

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Space Swoon: Jupiter gets a gorgeous new close-up, courtesy of two scientists

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Jupiter. Just doing Jovian things. Looking beautiful as fuck.

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Space Swoon: Cassini captures Titan’s haze for our enjoyment

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Titan’s fuckin’ hazy, breh. Check out said haze in yet another gorgeous capture from Cassini.

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Space Swoon: Cassini captures Saturn’s hazy horizon

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Cassini is just clutch-ass gorgeous pictures, dudes. Nothing more to say, especially not with my head cold doubling back, and my lungs full of phlegm-ass star dust or whatever.

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Space Swoon: This Barred Spiral Galaxy is glorious, and a mere 30 million light-years away

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Want to check out NGC 2500? I fuckin’ get it, I do. Just set your course to its location. You know, 30 million light-years away. I’m right behind you! Seriously.

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Space Swoon: Jupiter’s Giant Red Spot gets a gorgeous close-up

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As a meat-bag, my giant red spots and blemishes are decidedly not cool to look at. As a gas giant, Jupiter’s giant red spot is a sight to behold.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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