#April2013
Abrams expects JOHN WILLIAMS to drop the tunes for ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII.’ G’damn right.
This just feels right, no? J-Daddy Lensflare expects the master of all Star Wars tunage to be returning to the franchise for Episode VII. While I’ve thought Williams has been sort of mailing it in the past couple of works (heresy, I know, whatever), just the idea of having the man behind the iconic score(s) makes me a bit wet in the slop-house.
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2 YEAR-OLD is youngest human to receive BIOENGINEERED ORGAN. Medicine ++
Here is a little heartwarming story wrapped in the comforting blanket of scientific progression. A 2 year-old has received an artificial windpipe that was grown from her own stem cells. Lords of Kobol willing, it shall be enough to save her life.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ TRAILERS take you behind your NEW BATCH OF PLAYABLE SOCIOPATHS.
Rockstar has dropped a slew of trailers that take players into the lives of the sociopaths they will be controlling in their next Grand Theft Auto game. It also serves as personal reminder that this newest installment shall be arriving soon. With all the fervor about the next generation of consoles arriving, and other games on my plate, I keep forgetting that this son of a bitch is dropping before this year’s calendar expires.
Hit the jump to check them out.
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ DLC dropping a new companion character?
I want to make a lot of witty comments about the possibility that BioShock Infinite DLC may feature a new companion character. However, two problems arise. First, I’m not really witty. Second, anything I can come up with is quasi-spoilerish and I ain’t going that route.
Saturn’s 1,250 MILE-WIDE HURRICANE looks like maelstrom of death.
Cassini has captured one of a few rogue portals into Diablo’s Lair, this one being on Saturn. Look at that shit! A blood-churning blood-filled hurricane of doom! Oh, don’t give me anything about spectral filters. Or extrapolations. That is how it truly looks. I can feel it.
Minor league team going FULL CHEWBACCA on ‘STAR WARS’ night.
Thanks to The Dude for bringing this horrifyingly glorious abomination to my attention. A minor league baseball team shall be donning these jerseys on the same evening of sport where they will be selling Star Wars-themed food. It seems like the best nine innings conceived of thus far this year.
New ‘PACIFIC RIM’ TRAILER: GET EXCITED, YOU FOOLS.
Thanks to this trailer, all across my social feeds people are like, “Oh yeah I guess this movie is going to whomp buttocks!” No duh. Nooo duh. If you’re already sold, check out this beauty. If you’re an errant bastard on the fence, watch this trailer. You’re welcome.
Joss Whedon talks his plans for THANOS. It’s the slow boil, folks.
Jossy Whedon must actually be writing Avengers 2, because the dude is spitting about his plans for Thanos. While most of us think homeboy is going to be smashing faces in the aforementioned flick, it may not be so. While discussing his plans for the God of Death or Something, the Virgil of the Marvel Movie Universe cautions that it is going to be a slow build.
NEXT XBOX getting EXCLUSIVE from ‘CALL OF DUTY’ creators. Shots fired.
Let’s side-step what we think of Call of Duty, or the potential game from its creators. The fact that Microsoft may be sewing up the next game from these lads is pretty impressive. The Duty franchise is a veritable license to print money, and while there isn’t anything guaranteed about this new franchise I have to imagine it’ll be making crazy dollars. In a world where Sony and Microsoft are struggling to differentiate their console from the others, this could be a hell of a marketing point.
RETRO GAME CLUB: Oh That Mike Tyson’s Punch Out!
I’m happy to share the first installment of my friend Jeff (Sajuta) Jackson’s Retro Game Club. Frankly I don’t know where he is going with it. What I do know is that it features wit, gorgeous artwork, and Mike Tyson’s Punch Out.
Hit the jump for the first full page.
