Man! World of Warcraft ain’t going anywhere, motherfuckers! How do I fucking know? Shadowlands is the biggest PC gaming launch. Of all time!
The Cold War is heating up again, motherfuckers! Meanwhile the heat is colding up again, motherfuckers! Man, that was awkward-as-fuck. What I’m trying to say, and failing mind you, is that it’s getting a bit frigid here on the Northeastern Arm of the Empire. But, that ain’t all bad news! With the temperature dropping, and the sun setting, it’s the perfect excuse to stay inside this weekend. Boot-up the PlayStation 5, load-up the new Call of Duty (and Miles Morales) and just be a sack of comfy, cozy shit!
In-between gluttonous play sessions, I hope to spend some time with you fucks here at the Open Bar! I got the hearth going, the suds on tap, and the high-fives primed to be dispensed! Let’s hang the fuck out! Tell me, what are you dudes up to this weekend?
Watching The Mandalorian? Rocking some pre-expansion World of Warcraft? Eating an exorbitant amount of food, happily ensconced in sweatpants and a blanket?
Let’s hang the fuck out.
‘World of Warcraft: Shadowlands’ is officially dropping in November. Not a bad fucking delay at all!
You know, when Shadowlands was delayed, I didn’t think it was actually dropping this year. Well! Slap me in the face and call me Maurice The Dumb Ass! Cause the title is dropping in November.
Even if they don’t make me super horny like they used to, I’m always excited by the announcement of a new World of Warcraft expansion. Shadowlands, baby!
‘WoW Classic’ causes ‘World of Warcraft’ subscriptions to increase 223%! Nostalgia is a hell of a fucking drug!
WoW: Classic didn’t get me to resubscribe! Nope! Nope, nope. However, it apparently snagged a significant amount of my lapsed peers and newcomers alike.
Blessed be the makers, the next WoW expansion is dropping during my semester break. Somehow, without even planning it, I’ve found myself playing the game two or three days a week again. And, I don’t know if it’s because I took six years off, but I fucking love it. So, I’m sweating this next drop hard. Very hard.
As I’ve intimated elsewhere on this site, I’ve, been playing a lot of WoW lately. It’s a sort of nice, almost zen-like reprieve from the world every evening. Not raiding, not doing much, just picking up loot and talking with old friends. So, inconceivable even a year ago, I’m actively sweating a World of Warcraft expansion pack.
Blizzard is finally giving fans something they’ve wanted, and created for themselves for a while now. That’s right fuckaroos, World of Warcraft is getting its own “Vanilla” servers.
‘WoW: Legion’ sold 3.3 million copies by Day 1, matching the Sales Records of all Previous Expansions
Man, I got motherfuckers on all sides of me telling me to buy WoW: Legion. Man, apparently motherfuckers on all sides of me are buying WoW: Legion.