Carrie Fisher returning as Leia in ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII.’ No s**t.

Princess Leia. Yep.

Like, we’re all pretty sure that the original Three Star Folk are going to be back for Episode I+IV+III, right? Is this news? Or just another excuse for me to masturbate into the empty shell of my Jar Jar Binks Pepsi can?

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