Four days since the Furious Folk’s Super Bowl drop and we’re already chewing on the delicious meaty gristle of another Furious 7 trailer?
Yesterday I made the proclamation that the less the F&F franchise gives a shit, the better the movies are. Apparently Furious 7 is going to be the best.
I haven’t been paying much attention to the Kickboxer remake. But perhaps I am not alone, and the gurus behind it know we don’t really give a fuck. Which is why they’ve decided to go ahead and cast Tony Jaa. You know, to get
us me interested. Because the Universe revolves around us me.
Eat my ass, Expendables. Or actually — don’t. Your old man jaws will be far too unforgiving on my palatable backside. But anyways. That franchise has nothing on this rival “everyone you can fucking think of” cinematic experience. The latest addition? Tony Jaa has joined the cast of Fast & Furious 7, making him yet another dope addition to the sequel to this summer’s empirically superior movie.