#March2014
‘TITANFALL 2’ is going MULTIPLATFORM. The Gods Be Kind.
Praise the Butt Lords, Titanfall 2 is going multiplatform. ‘Cause you see – I’m the douchebag who owns an XB1 and a PS4. However, most of my good friends are squarely in the Sony camp. They’re not frivolous pieces of shit with their money. So this means I spend a good amount of time getting thrashed by myself in Titanfall with no one to console me. Such shan’t be the case with the sequel.
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WATCH: ‘TITANFALL’ AD proves LIFE IS BETTER WITH A MECH
Titanfall. Next week! Next fucking week! Here’s a somewhat amusing advert that underscores something objectively true. Life is just better when you’re rolling through it with a mech.
Monday Morning Commute: Slow Cook The Human Potroast
Whoops! Late on the Monday Morning Commute tip. Didn’t realize it was going to be floating in flux this week. Then it occurred to me that Rendarbones Frankenpepsi is currently en route across the vast distance of the Empire in some sort of silver tube that is intent on dying God’s will. So provided that he doesn’t crash into the side of a Mountain (death is only a transition, he’d be reborn in Earth^42, so don’t cry), he’ll be back next week. However for now you’re dealing with my hurried, blast beat-esque rundown of what I’m enjoying this week. That’s what we do around here. In Monday Morning Commute.
Watch: Ten Minutes of ‘TITANFALL’ alpha footage
The only thing that mitigates my excitement for Titanfall is the fact that none of my friends have an XB1. I don’t think? Otherwise, I’m pretty sure I’d flip this computer table in a caffeinated batch of fanboy insanity after watching this alpha footage. Good. God. Yes.
‘TITANFALL’ dropping MARCH 11 for XBOX ONE, PC.
The whole “when do I need an Xbox One by?” question has been answered single-handedly by Respawn. The company behind my most-sweated next-generation title has revealed they’re dropping their game during the Ides of March. Or sometime. Sometime in March.
‘TITANFALL’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER: The reason I’ll buy an Xbox One
Respawn Entertainment’s Xbox One exclusive has gotten itself a gameplay trailer, and my goodness. I’m not one to lean on hyperbole for descriptiveness (heh), but watching this trailer literally compelled my dong-tip to burst forth off the shaft. It fluttered about the room, running up the corners of the walls in a hysteria. After finally exhausting itself of its unexplained kinetic energy, it fell listlessly into the aquarium. Where the angelfish ate it.
‘TITANFALL’ REVEAL TRAILER + GAMEPLAY TRAILER: I Have A Mecherection
Today, it was a pretty blase Microsoft E3 conference. Then Respawn Entertainment showed why they were Infinity Ward, hanging Titanfall on my ass. I am so, so, so in love.
