Freshly Made Interstellar Plutonium Has Been Found in Pacific Ocean. Space Up In Our Shit!

interstellar plutonium ocean

Some motherfucking cataclysmic event happened in outer space, and that shit sent interstellar plutonium into the Pacific ocean. Like, I love this sort of shit. Humanity usually thinks themselves divorced and separate from the cosmos. But nah, motherfucker! It’s definitely interacting with our asses, and this is a fantastic reminder.

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