Oh Lord, here are a couple of new pictures from the next Gosling/Refn jam. Only God may forgive, but I am qualified to authorize your arousal at these pictures. I have a badge and everything. See, see? Look right there where it says “Authorized Wank & Diddle empowerer.” Okay you scallywags, get to it.

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The deities aren’t playing fair. I know, intellectually, that I shouldn’t rub my groin in a movie theater. It exists on a vague, intangible level. Despite this understanding, how the hell can I at least not sneak a quick tip flick during this movie? I don’t know, sounds like a dare.

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