#September2012

Square Enix drops their Joker, Catwoman, and Harley Quinn PLAY ARTS KAI figures at TGS.

Play Arts Kai pretty much make the best goddamn figures there are, so it is no big surprise that their Bruce Wayne Climbs figures are gorgeous. Oh yeah, and their Joker one is pretty radical too.

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Video: New ‘BioShock Infinite’ Trailer From TGS. Glory Be To This Game.

The Tokyo Game Show got itself a ‘new’ BioShock Infinite trailer that interweaves pure gaming porn with footage we’ve seen before and ladles on top of it some new segments. I need this game. What are you waiting for?

Hit the jump to check it out.

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The Last Guardian Trailer Drops At TGS; We’re Not Worthy, But We’ll Take It.

Team ICO has dropped Ico and Shadow of the Colossus on our asses. And while we’re not worthy of either of these beauties, and we have paid for those inadequacies in heart-wrenching tears, I think it’s safe to say that we’re all clamoring for the team’s next release: The Last Guardian. Info about the title has been sparse like my nuts are stank, but today at the Tokyo Game Show, Sony dropped a trailer. It’s gorgeous. Prepare to feel the beauty, yo. Hit the jump to check out the video.

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Asura’s Wrath Takes A Crap On Your Most Anticipated Game – Good Lord.

Alright Capcom, what the fuck is this shit? I just crapped my pants and puked all over my keyboard watching your trailer for Asura’s Wrath. It is among the most insane things I’ve ever seen, and makes my previous fapping over Shadows of the Damned look fucking antiquated and misplaced. Asura’s Wrath’s trailed needs to be watched to appreciate. Nothing like a good chap fighting an entire army while getting impaled by hundreds of spears. Not to cut him some slack, his enemy then summons a fucking god that brings the finger of death from outer space to lay an ass-whupping. Just watch this fucking trailer after the jump.

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Shadows of the Damned Is Resident Evil + No More Heroes = Nergasm.

Jesus Christ. This shit came out of nowhere for me. Suda 51 (No More Heroes) and Shinji Mikami (Resident Evil 4, amongst 3,000 other things) are teaming-up to form the video game equivalent of the WWF’s Two Dudes With Attitudes. We’ll figure out who is Diesel and who is HBK later. Today at TGS they dropped the trailer for their game, Shadows of the Damned, which is amongst other things, fucking awesome, and ridiculous. Hit the jump to check out the trailer.

You’re welcome for the genital engorgement that follows.

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