This is something worth of exploration. Whatever that means. The entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  into remade with action figures. It seems fitting, since, you know, the entire show was predicated on lining us up youngins in the toy stores to buy the swag.

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Welcome to the Christmas Creep, you swine! It’s Omega Sinema’s celebration of the absolute worst in Christmas specials. I found some doozies to share with ya’ll, from childhood icons, to icons we’d rather forget, to utter shit from New Zealand that made me want to convert to Judaism so I would never even be put in the position of watching it again.

I decided to kick things off with probably the worst of the bunch. Get it over with, you know? Like tearing the duct tape off your girlfriend’s mouth following a night of passion. Right? Anyways, it’s pizza time in Hell: Christmas With the Turtles (1994).

Back in the day, us TMNT fans were loyal and the Turtle obsession teetered on the edge of religious obsession. We generally ignored the blatant ripoffs like Biker Mice From Mars and Street Sharks but always shelled out our allowance earnings for retarded figures like “Farmer Don.” We were forgiving of the third movie. We kept it green and we kept it in the sewer. What then, I ask, did we do to deserve this kick to the nuts? I love the Turtles and I love Christmas but fuck this:

…what. The hell. Was that? Why do they all talk like goodfellas but sing with a fake patois? And why won’t they stop smiling? They all look atrophied – like a bunch of green Amy Winehouses, which I think is the plural of Winehouse. God, I could go on and on nitpicking about the horrible production, but lemme tell you about the racy and thought-provoking plot for a minute.

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Courtesy of io9 comes clearly the best Halloween costume ever. Fucking ever. Oh, it’s just a talking, moving Krang outfit. You know here at Omega Level we love us some Krang. This son of a bitch was fashioned by Melissa Dunphy for her husband, and it is nothing short of mind-boggling and awesome. Dunphy, you are a lucky lad to have her, and Mrs. Dunphy, you are talented beyond words.

Happy fucking Halloween.

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