Marion Cotillard Says She Is NOT Talia Al Ghul In ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’, Yeah. Okay.

Marion Cotillard is all up in the Web(z) stating emphatically that she’s not  Talia Al Ghul. Allow me to inform you of something! I don’t buy it. Imma bet this is some Obi-Wan  equivocating.

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Plot Points Leak.

No seriously maybe these are legitimate plot points for The Dark Knight Rises. Pinky swear. Maybe. Are you interested in the latest possible quasi-spoilers? They’re more of a general premise than anything else. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Marion Cotillard Cast In The Dark Knight Rises. Inception Reunion, Wut?

What exactly is going on here? The news coming out of one of the largest papers in France, Le Figaro, is  that Marion Cotillard has been cast in The Dark Knight Rises. Back in the fall, there was news that Nolan was casting two female leads in TDR. With Hathaway cast as Selina Kyle, it appears that we’ve got our second leading lady.

Hit the jump for the details.

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Major Female Role In Batman 3 Revealed! Plus Shortlist of Actresses.

I’m goddamn tired of all the Batman 3/The Dark Knight Rises/Bruce Wayne Runs Like Hell rumors. Can we get some concrete fucking casting news? No? We have to rummage through rumors like pigs through shit? Okay, okay. Better than nothing.

Importantly, tonight we may have confirmation of the character of my wet dreams, Talia Al Ghul. Raise the roof!

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Nolan’s Short List of Possible Women Actresses for Next Batman Movie Leaks; Talia al Ghul Inc?!

Apparently, there’s two major female roles that Christopher Nolan is currently casting for the next Batman flick, The Dark Knight Rises. One of them is going to be a love interest, and the other is going to be a fucking villain! Good Jesus Christ, could Talia al Ghul really be entering Nolan’s Batverse? Pepsibones and I are silently splooging at the possibility.

Anyways!, want the short list of actors Nolan’s allegedly looking at? That’s why you’re fucking here!


Rachel Weisz
Naomi Watts
Blake Lively
Natalie Portman
Anne Hathaway
Keira Knightley

Thoughts? Reactions on the list? I’d be like a fucking pig in shit if they could pull Portman or Weisz into the goddamn Batman’s next flick. Anne Hathaway? Eh. Blake Lively? Meh. Keira Knightley? Fuck now. Hit the comments box with your own feelings. Get inside yourself, and fondle around for a reaction.