The Super Mario Bros. movie is getting a limited edition Blu-Ray. Oh man. I was just talking about this movie with my dad a couple of weeks ago. It was horrible — but I was young and loved it. It was horrible — but he was convinced (probably rightfully) that the actress was a babe to placate fathers taking their kids to the movies. Now! We can relive this experience, together, but maybe the actress will placate me as well? Bonding, man, over breasts. As well-established a tradition as any.

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…no seriously. I love the Super Mario Bros. movie as a sort of relic of stupidity. But there has been a comic sequel done up, with the movie’s writer involved as well. And? It’s fucking hot.

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