Had me at strap-on! Had me at strap-on. Easy, right? Predictable, right? Eh, what can you do. Anyways these Piixl Jetpack folks have devised a SteamOS PC that you can rig up to hug the back of your TV. It’ll smooch your television set’s neck lovingly, telling it all the gaming power it is bringing to its electronic gape.
Man! Fuck that earlier post. Yeah, I’m a slow ass motherfucker these days. So, Valve has revealed the Steam Box. The Steam Machine. The Steam Boxing Machine. You in, bro? Brodette?
Valve gives no fucks about the upcoming wave of consoles. Or rather, they’re seemingly swinging at the knees of said consoles. They’ve revealed a Steam OS, and it is a safe bet it shall be powering whatever the fuck they’re dropping on our living rooms.