NASA’s Mars helicopter is online and ready to fucking rock, folks. Rock some photos of rocks and shit! Not only is the motherfucker operational, but it’s sent back its first photo! Now listen I agree the photo fucking sucks. But it’s just the goddamn first one!
Hit the jump to check it out.
Huge chunk of Alien World may be buried in the Earth, according to a study. Fuck yeah to this study!
A new study proposes that there is a huge fucking chunk of an alien world buried in the Earth. Is this true? Who fucking knows! Additionally, who fucking cares! Just the idea that this is bandied about is fucking rad to me.
NASA has revealed its plans for first helicopter flight on Mars. A fucking helicopter flight on Mars!
Wait, hold the fuck on! NASA is planning a goddamn helicopter flight? On fucking Mars? My glistening nips, is this ever fucking cool. Today, the Space-Wizards revealed their plans for said flight, and goddamn let’s go fellas!
Space Swoon: NASA drops image of Venus that reveals nightglow on the planet’s edge. Well done, fellas!
Ey! Yo! Take this glorious image of Venus and the nightglow on the planet’s edge to the dome! It’s a Tuesday! That fucking sucks! But you know what doesn’t suck? Space!
Hit the jump to check it out, and gleam some details!
Hey, yo! Check out the fucking Jezero Crater, a potential site of investigation for the Mars Rover. You go, little bro. Investigate. Detect. You know, find signs of ancient life.
Fucking hell yeah, fellas! NASA has safely landed the Perseverance Rover on Mars! Now the fucking fun shit starts! Hit the jump for the details and first images!
Black holes! They’re usually fucking huge. But, not always! Hubble has found a small concentration of them. Which is rad, because it helps us better understand black holes in general. Let us master the fucking cosmos, friends!
China’s Tianwen-1 has successfully entered orbit around Mars, motherfuckers! As I always say: I know China is problematic as fuck. But if we’re only rooting for space missions tethered to non-problematic countries or companies, we’re never going to be rooting. So fuck yes. I’m stoked.
Ya’ll want a glorious look? Check out this view from deep space, which captures Earth, Venus, and Mars in one frame. Hell fucking yeah!
Man, one solar system is fucking acting out. The motherfucker in question, who goes by the name of TIC 168789840, has got six goddamn stars! Six. My word, dude. Calm down, stop flexing. Et cetera, et cetera.