#March2019

Earth may partly be made from interstellar rocks from this galaxy. How fucking gnarly is that?

earth interstellar objects oumuamua

A new scientific paper postulates that Earth may be partly made-up of interstellar rocks like Oumuamua. This is objectively fucking rad.

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China is launching its own Mars probe next year. Fuck yes, all of us, get to the Red Planet!

china mars probe

China is launching its own Mars probe next year folks, and I’m torqued. I don’t give a single fuck what nation gets our asses locked into the Red Planet. Rather, I just want us to get there.

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You can now check the daily weather on Mars. Science fucking rules, no?

mars check weather

Thanks to NASA’s Insight Lander, we can now check the daily weather on Mars. While it may seem a bit superfluous, it’s a reminder that we out here doing dope shit in space.

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Space Swoon: Chinese satellite captures gorgeous far side image of the Moon and Earth

chinese satellite far side moon earth

Take a look at this goddamn glorious far side image of the Moon and Earth, my dudes.

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NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the Sun, BABYYY!

nasa parker solar probe sun

NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the sun, motherfuckers! And, it ain’t done yet. The probe is currently plunging back towards our star for another trip.

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Saturn’s rings formed in a violent event less than 100 million years ago, which is sort of gnarly

saturn rings 100 million years ago

How long has Saturn had its rings? Not as long as we fucking thought, apparently. AstronomerWizards have concluded they originated from a violent event, somewhere between 10 and 100 million years ago.

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China has grown the FIRST PLANTS on the MOON, yo!

the moon china plants

China out here doing dope shit on the moon, folks. Not only were they first to land on the far side of the moon, but now they’re straight-up growing plants there.

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Citizen Astronomers found new planet that NASA algorithms missed. We out here DOING WORK, friends

citizen astronomers new planet nasa missed

Citizen astronomers out here doing work! Making moves! Finding planets! What a future, friends. What a future.

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Space Swoon: This spiral galaxy is gorgeous, despite its short and stubby arms

ngc 3981

Hey! Here’s a look at NGC 3981, which is gorgeous! Despite being short and stubby, cause hey. We’re all beautiful despite our flaws, right?

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Space Swoon: This image of Jupiter taken by NASA’s Juno spacecraft is goddamn gorgeous

nasa juno spacecraft jupiter

Space, is in fact, the motherfucking place.

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