#January2021
Most distant quasar discovered has the mass of 1.6 billion suns. Holy hell!
As I often say around these parts, space is fucking nuts. Like, how do we comprehend this shit? A quasar with the mass of 1.6 billion suns! It’s beyond the understanding of our monkey minds. But, that’s why I love it so much.
Scientists detect strange-ass radio signal coming from closest star, Proxima Centauri! I want to fucking believe.
Listen, well know this radio signal coming from our closest star Proxima Centauri ain’t an alien signal. I mean…right? But, like, what if? Either way, this is a sweet fucking development.
NASA says a supermassive black hole is missing! No cause for concern, folks!
Hey, no big whup! Don’t panic! Don’t tug at your pubes in existential worry and sublimity. We just got a case of a supermassive black hole missing, according to NASA.
Hubble discovery of strange exoplanet makes a case for “Planet Nine” in our Solar System!
Per usual, Hubble out here doing work. The latest? The discovery of an exoplanet whose orbit is flat out fucking eccentric. Said orbit? Makes a case for the orbit of the theorized Planet Nine in our own solar system.
China’s Moon Probe has begun its return trip to Earth. With rocks! Safe passage, little buddy.
China’s Chang’e-5 probe has begun its return to Earth! This is a dope development. However, even more dope is the motherfucker is bringing with it some rocks from La Luna! Here’s hoping duder returns intact.
Scientists have detected an unexplained glow in deep space. Don’t fuck with it, fellas!
On one hand, it’s pretty fucking cool that scientists have detected an unexplained glow. In the dark of deep space. On the other hand, you know, please don’t fuck with it.
NASA’s mission to return Mars samples to Earth is approved by review board. Hell yeah, bring me some Red Planet!
An independent review board has signed off on NASA’s mission to return Mars samples to Earth. Fucking full stop! What else do you need to know? This is fucking sick.
Space Swoon: The Hubble captures the glory of a cosmic cascade!
Look at this beautiful waterfall-looking motherfucking galaxy! Bless you once again, NASA. Bless you one again, Hubble. Capturing this cosmic cascade.
Space Swoon: Iris Nebula is worth a good look! Get it? Iris? Eh!
NASA’s dropped a sexy image of the Iris Nebula for our pleasure. And, it is a pleasure indeed!
Astronomers claim they’ve spotted multiple bodies of liquid water on Mars. Get our asses there!
Holy moly, motherfuckers! A group of Italian scientists claimed they’ve found liquid water on Mars. Like, multiple bodies worth. Fucking radical, man.