#September2019

Astronomers find water and maybe even rain on potentially habitable Super-Earth. Let’s fucking gooooooo!

super earth water rain

Oh fuck yeah, fellas! Astronomers have found a goddamn Super-Earth with water! In fact, the motherfucker may have rain. I’m ready. Packing my goddamn bags.

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Newly found exoplanet slingshots itself around its solar system. The cosmos fucking rules, dudes

new exoplanet looping orbit

Hohum! Another exoplanet found, another head-scratching discovery. The discovery? Exoplanet HR 5183 b slingshots itself around its goddamn solar system. Like a boss.

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Five of Jupiter’s newly discovered moons got names! Meet Pandia, Ersa, Eirene, Philophrosyne and Eupheme!

jupiter five moons names

Five of Jupiter’s twelve newly discovered moons got themselves names!

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Watch: Check out this timelapse of the Milky Way with the sky held motionless and the Earth rotating

Here’s some existential glory for your Saturday. It’s a timelapse by Aryeh Nirenbergof the Milky Way with the sky held motionless and the Earth rotating.. Soothing, comforting, daunting. I love it.

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Space Swoon: Hubble captures a gorgeously gassy star!

hubble star gas glow

Oh hell yeah! More gorgeous imagery courtesy of Hubble, one of the hardest working motherfuckers in the game. I mean, it’s a telescope. But still.

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Astronomers have detected eight new potential alien signals. Listen, just let me be excited!

astronomers eight new alien signals

Astronomers have detected eight new potential alien signals. Oh fuck yeah! Listen. I know there is a rush to point out that this shit is probably not aliens. That said, let me pretend it is? For a little?

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Milky Way Galaxy’s supermassive black hole got 75 times brighter for two-hours and we got no goddamn clue why

milky way galaxy brighter

Recently, our Milky Way Galaxy’s supermassive black hole shone brighter than a motherfucker for two-hours. And, the reason for it? We got no idea. Which is half of the awesomeness.

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Japan is offering $1 billion research grant for human augmentation and cyborg technology. The middle finger to mortality, comrades!

japan human augmentation cyborg

Japan is offering some serious cheese for human augmentation and cyborg research. Pretty awesome, no? Also, pretty bold of them that there’s a future for the planet that’s worth existing on, no?

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Astronomers have discovered new kind of pulsating star that changes brightness every five minutes. What is it trying to say?!

Astronomers have a “new kind” of “pulsating star” that “changes brightness” every five minutes. Yo, you can’t fool me! Something is communicating to us from the Beyond! I’m just fucking around, but this is dope.

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Astronomers have found that the Milky Way Galaxy is “warped and twisted” just like its inhabitants

Surprisingly, at least to me, is this shit! The Milky Way Galaxy ain’t flat like a pancake. Instead, our galaxy’s stellar disk is an s-shape. Pretty fucking wild.

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