#March2012

ANONYMOUS Threatens To Kill Entire INTERNET On March 31. Dream Big.

Anonymous has been on the rocks lately, with their leader selling them the fuck out, releasing an OS with malware or some shit, and other unfortunate incidents. They intend on rallying this Saturday by killing the internet. I suppose if you’re going to ball, ball hard.

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US Military Wants To HACK Foreign Game Consoles, Steal User Information. Dastardly ++

The  Department of the Navy must have been watching some Dateline. Their latest and greatest way to spend tax payer money is to employ a company to boat a shitload of used gaming consoles overseas, and then till those consoles for user information. Have to get those terrorists’ information from them video game killer-builder machines.

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Microsoft Blocking PIRATE BAY LINKS In Instant Messages. Damn The Man!

The Pirate Bay is shucking and jiving like a motherfucker lately to stay ahead of the Popo Zao. Them wily sons a bitches are even contemplating taking their servers to the skies with drones. However, next they might need to figure out how to get around Microsoft blocking their links in their instant messages.

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US Relaxes Limits On How Data From SPYING On Citizens Can Be Used. Big Brother Giggles

Good news for everyone who doesn’t really care about their internet freedom! Limits have been laxed and now even people who are not  suspected of being terrorists (which has become such a flimsy word I think even my Nana could be argued to be one) can have their data mined and stored and gazed at by the Man with uncomfortably little restrictions.

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Net Neutrality’s Death Begins July 12. Download That Fetish Porn STAT

You better stockpile the porn and download the esoteric bands you may enjoy. Starting on July 12 a whole cadre of ISPs are going to begin monitoring user-usage in an attempt to ferret out those they suspect are pirating content. Which means…roughly 99% of my generation.

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The Pirate Bay May Be Blocked In the UK. Figures, Colonists.

All you need to know about the Pirate Bay being blocked in the UK can be learned from watching the first “Pirates of the Carribean” movie where a plucky band of pirating assholes lead by Johnny Depp take on the British-People-Guys and their colonizing brigades.

I can’t be wrong about this, can I?

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‘Anonymous’ Invades The Spanish Academy Awards. In Person.

Oh Anonymous, I love you.

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Canada Has Huge New Evidence-Free Electronic Spying Bill. Canucks!

Canada’s got itself some enormo-legislation that is paving the way for evidence-free spying. Oh Canada! You couldn’t just have your maple syrup, hockey, and insane taxes. No, no. You had to push it.

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Study: No Connection Between Torrenting And US Box Office Numbers

Hollywood is one of those Gung Ho institutions pushing for the nefarious multi-headed bills to be pushed through Capitol Hill regulating the Internet. Shackling it down. That sort of jazz. They cite piracy as a major concern and cause of financial loss, which goes against at least one study.

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Download 1.64 Million ‘Pirate Bay’ Torrents In One 90 MB File. Torrent Time ++

If you’re concerned about the torrent sites dropping like files lately, one Pirate Bay user has got your back.

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