Marvel reveals ‘Moon Knight’, ‘She-Hulk’ and ‘Ms. Marvel’ series for Disney Plus. Jesus Christ, slow downnnn
Marvel has revealed three more series for Disney Plus. Moon Knight, She-Hulk, and Ms. Marvel. Like, all of these properties make me juiced. But? Too much content, dude. Too fucking much.
David S. Goyer calls She-Hulk a porn star, Martian Manhunter for virgins. DOUCHEBAG STATUS CEMENTED
If you needed more reason to understand why I fucking loathe the DCU while avidly worship (maybe too much? I’ll admit I’m a fanboy) the Marvel Cinematic Universe, here you go. Zack Snyder is a bro with aspirations of art. David S. Goyer is a hack who actively ruins scripts, and demeans comic book fans. Here’s the latest bullshit.
Sexy Green Thighs! She-Hulk and Zero Join Marvel vs Capcom 3 [Videos Inside!]
Marvel Vs Capcom 3 is going to be the perfect bonerstorm of fan service. Between the Capcom characters, and the Marvel characters, and the idea of staring at She-Hulk’s seemingly endless taut green buns, how are we going to fucking function? Insane!
Today brought us the reveals of She-Hulk and Zero. Goddamn, I need this game. So I can get schooled by a pack of douchebags who will assuredly make me hit myself.
Hit the Jump!, for the reveal videos.