#July2015

Seth Gordon is directing Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) in a futzing ‘Baywatch’ movie

the rock

Wait. What? Not that like, I’m opposed to taking my Wife to see Dwayne run around shirtless for two hours. For, you know, both of our enjoyment. But he’s starring in a fucking Baywatch rebook? Being directed by Seth Gordon? Well then. Okay.

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The ‘Uncharted’ flick will start shooting in early 2015

Uncharted.

The Uncharted movie is one of those projects that’s talked about so fucking often, in so many contradictory ways, that I’ve sort of just tuned it out. So color me surprised to hear that the film will begin shooting in early 2015. ‘Cause frankly I had completely forgotten that it had even found a director.

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Seth Gordon is directing the ‘UNCHARTED’ movie adaptation

Uncharted.

Seth Gordon! I don’t really have an opinion on the guy either way. Saw Horrible Bosses. Shrugged. Saw The King of Kong. Loved it. So he’s batting 50/50 in the minuscule “Movies I’ve Seen By Seth Gordon” department. His next shot at blowing my nipples into a rugged mess? The Uncharted movie.

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